Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

[originofawesome]

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

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[Action]

[magyar_queene]

Er.... why is it so dark? How did I get in here?

(notices a light coming... and the ground shaking)

This can't be good.

[Action] Why hello there~ Can't resist my charms~~?

[originofawesome]

[Hungary should notice that the light and shaking are getting closer. How does she feel about that?]

[Action] No, of course not :|

[magyar_queene]

..... (She feels rather confused and somewhat concerned)

(maybe she should get out of the way)

Wait. Prussia? I should have known. Only you would make such a commotion.

[Action] Can't quit me, huhuhu~

[originofawesome]

OhmyfuckingGodOhmyfuckingGodOhmyfuckingGod-

[Prussia doesn't even notice her, since he's still running like no tomorrow. What else can you do if there's a goddamn landslide following you? Prussia being Prussia doesn't even remember that he has Pokemon to defend him.]

[video]

[gochuugoku]

[Normally, China would say somethings like "you need to be more aware of your surroundings" or "just call out your pokemon to help you," but he's trying not to freeze to death at the moment. His skin is blue and it looks like he had been crying a few minutes ago since his eyes were red.]

At least you're s-somewhere w-warm, aru.

[video]

[originofawesome]

[HE IS RUNNING. LIKE NOBODY EVER HAS. LOOK HE'S MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD.]

OF COURSE I'M FUCKING WARM YOU IDIOT! I'M FUCKING RUNNING!

[video]

[gochuugoku]

C-Call out your pokemon to help, aru. Or throw water onto those rock p-pokemon.

[He's got enough problems on his hands.]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[................Right. He'll be tossing his Pokeballs to let his Pidgeotto and Growlithe out. They both had been sleeping, and Prussia didn't care much for wandering in the dark carrying them...

They manage to chase away the Onix and Geodude as Prussia stands to the side, panting.]

The...hell..happened to you?

[imma_psychic]

Dude? Where the hell am I? This is not Psych! Where's Gus?

[originofawesome]

[Prussia will be running past you, swinging a flashlight violently as a herd of rocks chase him.]

[imma_psychic]

HEY GUY--!

[He just had to turn and look at what the guy was running from...]

HOLY!!

[There was no way in HELL Shawn was going to stay there. So there was only one thing to do. Follow the smart guy that ran pass him.]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!

[originofawesome]

[OH HEY SOMEONE ELSE TO SUFFER WITH HIM.]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

[Video] OH MY GOD WHAT

[herr_germanly]

[JUST. STARING. Oh god brother why.]

[Video] IDK MAN. IT JUST HAPPENED.

[originofawesome]

[Sob running. Do something, West!]

[Video] YOU MAKE NATURE VERY VERY ANGRY.

[herr_germanly]

[Well what do you expect me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?]

Fight back, before they run you into a corner!

[Video] APPARENTLY

[originofawesome]

[...that is disturbing, but for some reason, I want to see this.]

[ff right. Pokemon. He releases Gilbird, who uses gust to blow them away.]

W-West!

[germaned]

[standing there and face palming at his brother's idiocy]

PFF all Germanys react the same way. 8(

[originofawesome]

[OMFG SOB DO SOMETHING.]

BECAUSE ALL PRUSSIAS ARE THE SAME

[germaned]

[GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR and pulls him into a crook of the cave so the pokemon can just run by without spotting them]

[Action] NO. THIS PRUSSIA IS THE AWESOMEST. /shot

[originofawesome]

[Glurk--! FIRST LANDSLIDES AND NOW CHOKING. WHAT IS THIS. Prussia flails like no tomorrow, uncaring of what he hits.]