I hate losing things. I feel incomplete knowing that something I want or need is gone, never again to return to my possession. It wouldn't be so bad... except I lose shit all the time ( Read more... )

Como estan, bitches?

I tried to code the accents and upside-down question mark in there, but the LJ text editor is pretty archaic.

In other news, Baptists are fucking insane.

Pokemon? Poke yourself, Satan!Seriously though, that's probably the best piece of investigative reporting I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever. The one thing the article ( Read more... )

http://www.thebeastlybombing.com/synopsis.html

Hilarious.

There are some things that some people just aren't meant to do. Some don't get multi-dimensional calculus. Some people aren't very good runners. Some people absolutely suck at drawing stick people ( Read more... )

Why can't I get on Facebook or Hotmail?

AND! If you missed the guy juggling on America's Got Talent, then you haven't lived.

I have a huge crush on
( Super Nintendo Girl )

I'm beat. So Red.

While eating dinner last night, I came upon yet another realization.

It's about Clarissa.

And... well... she didn't explain it all, at all. In fact, she didn't explain much of jack shit.

Where are the hard-hitting topics Clarissa?

Like cutters? or Sodomy? or Ah-nold? Eh?

A list of things Clarissa should have explained, but ( Read more... )

The New WorldPer request, and without the leading word being "Gak!" - simultaneously an expression of despair and/or surprise and a children's toy in the early 1990s, owing it's success to the wild popularity of the Nickelodeon channel, the producers of the gelatin, Flubber-ish substance. The best part was the creative ways you could make it fart, ( Read more... )

Misse in Tempore BelliGak - sporadic, obligatory update. It's been a while, and it promises to be a while longer, since the laptop is broken, again. This time the powerboard isn't working, which means I have to send it to Gateway. I spit at technology ( Read more... )

Metaphysical amphibiansNew flip-flops are not the bastion of comfort their older counterparts are. My first full day in the new flops was rather uncomfortable ( Read more... )