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I'm beat. So Red.
While eating dinner last night, I came upon yet another realization.
It's about Clarissa.
And... well... she didn't explain it all, at all. In fact, she didn't explain much of jack shit.
Where are the hard-hitting topics Clarissa?
Like cutters? or Sodomy? or Ah-nold? Eh?
A list of things Clarissa should have explained, but didn't.
Cutters
Sodomy
Ah-nold
The Holocaust
How to pronounce "anemone"
Sprinkles/glitter
Catholic school
Jay Leno's chin/streak
MySpace
Tom Cruise
Bow-ties
The Doomsday Book / Magna Carta
Vanilla Sky / Eyes Wide Shut*
Sand art
Feel free to add ... or not. Or whatever. Just know that Clarissa failed us all.
*After he made these two movies, we should've known that Tom Cruise would end up being a Scientologist. And eating Katie Holmes' FUCKING PLACENTA.
While eating dinner last night, I came upon yet another realization.
It's about Clarissa.
And... well... she didn't explain it all, at all. In fact, she didn't explain much of jack shit.
Where are the hard-hitting topics Clarissa?
Like cutters? or Sodomy? or Ah-nold? Eh?
A list of things Clarissa should have explained, but didn't.
Cutters
Sodomy
Ah-nold
The Holocaust
How to pronounce "anemone"
Sprinkles/glitter
Catholic school
Jay Leno's chin/streak
MySpace
Tom Cruise
Bow-ties
The Doomsday Book / Magna Carta
Vanilla Sky / Eyes Wide Shut*
Sand art
Feel free to add ... or not. Or whatever. Just know that Clarissa failed us all.
*After he made these two movies, we should've known that Tom Cruise would end up being a Scientologist. And eating Katie Holmes' FUCKING PLACENTA.