'... to be counted.' That’s what today’s advent calendar door says ( Read more... )

How easy is it to get a tabloid to print your totally fake celeb story? Very.

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ( Read more... )

This is a lovely thing. And picture 21 makes me curl my toes with joy and make high-pitched noises ( Read more... )

Oh my god.

I've just opened a letter from a 9-year-old called LESTAT.

o.O

Hehe. On a whim, I decided to actually look up how you go about living in a houseboat in London. The answer is precisely as expected, eg with difficulty, (you need a mortgage, essentially, for the boat, and rent for the mooring, and to get a mooring in the first place, and actually the price-jump between one bedroom and two bedroom boats is worse ( Read more... )