Follow my brain.  Mr Moth grumbled about how professors give vague assignments and did they ever do that to me?

Are you for SERIOUS, Mr Moth?!

As a specific example I reminded him how Ms L gave us the topic of duality and I drew Gollum.


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We took the last in-nest Spawn to Best Buy to pick out her new laptop.  She's been shopping online for months, and new exactly which one she wanted.  Except when we got there, they were sold out.  She carefully inspected every other offering in the store, most of which were also sold out.  "I just don't want to settle!" she cried in frustration ( Read more... )

I always keep a notebook by my desk so I can jot down the whatevers that float through my brain. I'm going through one of them, a fairly old one that travelled here from the apartment, with an eye to pitching it, and I found these zorquotes ( Read more... )

Back when Zor was a wee one, I was sitting home watching TV and babysitting a crockpot of chili. The kids had all eaten and gone downstairs to play, and my roommate Becky had gone with them to watch TV down there. (We were televisionarily incompatible most of the time ( Read more... )

Me: I know this doesn't have anything to do with what you just said, but can you put a battery in the carbon monoxide detector? Sorry that my brain doesn't make connections like a normal person ( Read more... )

Me: Mr Moth's going to the bathroom and then five or six other things will come up and then we're going to the store ( Read more... )

Zor:

I'm trying to teach my eyebrows to do the wave.