desk archaeology, with zorquotes
I always keep a notebook by my desk so I can jot down the whatevers that float through my brain. I'm going through one of them, a fairly old one that travelled here from the apartment, with an eye to pitching it, and I found these zorquotes.
Z: You can't go out like that, you have a hole in your pants.
Me: Crap. I've been wearing these for two days.
Z: Oh well then, everybody's already seen your granny panties. Carry on, Doll.
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Z: How much longer are you staying?
Me: I came in here to help you.
Z: And now you won't go away. It's like you're the United States or something.