So, I have this cat in my house. Her name is Panda and she's a freak. She's also a ninja. If she doesn't want to be seen, you won't see her. People who visit my house think I have only one cat. But when it's just people she likes around she sits on the dining room table and yowls. Or wanders down the hallway, walking in and out of the office ( Read more... )

Seriously. I'm going to grind up my cat and put her into a meat pie. She likes to wake us all up by yowling her displeasure at being locked out of the bedroom or scratching at the door. And she's not stupid, she knows it pisses us off, because if one of us gets up to squirt her with water or something she's long gone by the time we reach the ( Read more... )

Sometimes my house is really annoying with the animals. The Pug goes rip shit out the window at every passing organism, tearing up and down the house, barking her most fearsome bark (which is pretty fearsome sounding considering her size. Yappy she is not, thank god ( Read more... )