Song title drabble: Avant Gardener

[beer_good_foamy]

Avant Gardener
Title from "Avant Gardener" by Courtney Barnett

"Sunnydale Plants & Garden, Tim speaking, how may I help you?"

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"Weeding? Sure, we've got tools for that."

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"Our most popular pruning shears are 8 inches."

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"Not really. We have hedge clippers, but - "

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"Poison? You mean herbicides? Sure…"

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"…That quickly? No."

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"What?"

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"No, we do not carry flamethrowers. What on - "

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"Um… sure. Thanks for calling."

(.)

Buffy hung up and turned to Giles. "Right, no help there. You're sure stakes won't work? Because - "

"Plants don't have hearts, Buffy."

They looked out at the triffids surrounding the Magic Box. "That's the last time I let Willow help Dawn with a science project."