...you have nightmares about crashing your comp.

Feel free to add your own. I'm sure most of you are capable of it. :P

Funny linkies!

For the writergeeks

For the just plain geeks

I wonder if you can literally die laughing... :P

The air contained fewer photons than usual that night, and the atmosphere was fraught with periodic electrical discharges heralding the onset of excessive precipitation.

The Most Interactive Adult Dating - Yeah, just about anything's more interactive than a blowup doll.

Just had to share that. Most of my spam is too boring to make fun of nowadays though. :P

I wonder how much of male psychology is affected by the fact that they have to touch their doohickey whenever they pee. I mean, that'd probably do something to you. "Yeah. So I've got this thingy, and there's pee coming out of it. And I'm holding it! Eww. Ok, let's try not holding it. No, I don't think I want my bathroom walls to be decorated in ( Read more... )

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Does a proctologist treat the whole butt, or just the butt hole?

That is all.

When I woke up today, there was a commercial on TV for one brand or another of the crap that whitens your teeth, and the lady on the commercial said something to the effect of "let your age be your secret". (As if having white teeth will make you look younger if the rest of you doesn't. Especially if you've started losing them. "Look at me, Martha ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Onyxflame!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained onyxflame.
2. Onyxflame can turn her stomach inside out!
3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same onyxflame.
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in onyxflame!
5. Onyxflame is 984 feet tall!

Borrowed from drayven_laloba's journal. (Yes I know you're a chick, but I really DO wonder what you call a hermaphrodite sibling. :P ( Read more... )