Comments | ontd_ai: HE'S SIXTY YOU SICK FUCK

nova_bright in ontd_ai

HE'S SIXTY YOU SICK FUCK

Jul 13, 2009 10:37

ontd_ai, I have a serious problem.

So, I'm new to this whole shebang, and am currently being made to watch Season 8 by the enabling sharpest_rose. And hobviously am quite fond of Glambert, and the ridiculous tiny woodland creature that is Kris Allen ( Read more... )

!simon cowell, it's fucking distracting, i accidentally your penis, !ryan seacrest

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habarigani July 13 2009, 00:55:26 UTC

Duh. Seacrest/Cowell is canon. Don't be afraid.

nova_bright July 13 2009, 02:04:25 UTC

I shouldn't fear the reaper! truth, it's true!

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DOUCHEFLIRTING jennilee July 13 2009, 01:20:52 UTC

THIS AMAZING NEW WORD NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Re: DOUCHEFLIRTING nova_bright July 13 2009, 01:32:48 UTC

MY GIFT TO THE ~WORLD

hai_world July 13 2009, 00:56:58 UTC

TINY WOODLAND CREATURE!

nova_bright July 13 2009, 01:02:07 UTC

He is basically a tiny chipmunk ok. He makes me feel maternal, and I am pretty sure he's older then I am. I just want to coo and pinch his cheeks, where he stores acorns for the winter.

hai_world July 13 2009, 01:04:04 UTC

Oh, and welcome! I actually kind of ship Simon and Ryan,I've always thought they would be cute together. But haven't you heard of Kradam?

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adelate July 13 2009, 00:57:06 UTC

SIMON TO RYAN, SEASON ONE: "Can I just say, I love the blouse? See-through is very you; does it come with matching panties?"

YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP RESISTING NOW.

xrazorbladesky July 13 2009, 00:59:22 UTC

WAIT SRSLY? O.O

adelate July 13 2009, 01:00:55 UTC

SWEAR TO GOD. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SEASON FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD HIM SAY THAT.

xrazorbladesky July 13 2009, 01:04:24 UTC

LOL, I WONDER WHAT THEIR NAME WOULD BE PUT TOGETHER.

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silver_paired July 13 2009, 00:58:04 UTC

If you need a pairing to distract you and you're new here, bb, there will be plenty of distractions of the Kradam variety. Youdon'tevenKNOW.

They have less doucheflirting though, so take that as you will.

nova_bright July 13 2009, 01:05:21 UTC

Man, less douchefirting?

I think my problem is that both Adam and Kris are actually decent, lovely human beings. And I only seem to be able to get it up for assholes. My life, so hard. lololol.