HE'S SIXTY YOU SICK FUCK
ontd_ai, I have a serious problem.
So, I'm new to this whole shebang, and am currently being made to watch Season 8 by the enabling sharpest_rose. And hobviously am quite fond of Glambert, and the ridiculous tiny woodland creature that is Kris Allen.
My problem? WHY IS THE SHOW MAKING ME SHIP SEACREST/COWELL >:(
Performers come on stage, I am like oooooh pretty! and then Seacrest and Simon spend about 5 minutes doucheflirting.
Is Seacrest/Cowell FOX's true pairing? Is there something behind Seacrest's plastic facade and Simon being the 'silver fox'? Do balls touch when they double team strippers?
WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT IT?
In short: send halp please. Either distract me with other pairings, or revel in my pain and tell me about the unholiest pairing and their old dude asshole love.
So, I'm new to this whole shebang, and am currently being made to watch Season 8 by the enabling sharpest_rose. And hobviously am quite fond of Glambert, and the ridiculous tiny woodland creature that is Kris Allen.
My problem? WHY IS THE SHOW MAKING ME SHIP SEACREST/COWELL >:(
Performers come on stage, I am like oooooh pretty! and then Seacrest and Simon spend about 5 minutes doucheflirting.
Is Seacrest/Cowell FOX's true pairing? Is there something behind Seacrest's plastic facade and Simon being the 'silver fox'? Do balls touch when they double team strippers?
WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT IT?
In short: send halp please. Either distract me with other pairings, or revel in my pain and tell me about the unholiest pairing and their old dude asshole love.