THAT'S RIGHT, BENCHES. HOLD ONTO YOUR FUCKING HATS BECAUSE...
IT'S TIME FOR A
KRISTOPHER ALLEN APPRECIATION POST
~*NEVAR FORGET*~
SOMEONE WHO ~KNOWS THINGS~ SENT ME THIS EXCLUSIVE SCREENCAP OF KRIS'S INTERNET BROWSER.
SEE FOR YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS ALSO GIVEN A LIST OF EMAIL ADDRESSES OF A FEW OF THE IDOLS.
KRIS: kickawesomekris@gmail.com
ADAM: aquarianadamglambert@gmail.com
ALLISON: xxxalligurlxxx@gmail.com
MATT: mattygiraud@gmail.com
ANOOP: anoop.dawg.unc@gmail.com
I HAVE BEEN TOLD THEY RESPOND QUICKLY. YOU SHOULD ALL DEFINITELY EMAIL THEM. IDK, IT LOOKS ~LEGIT TO ME, GUISE.
SPECIAL ACKNOWLEDGMENTS TO: Kristopher Fucking Allen for being too awesome to live, the person who ~knows things, and to the awesome mistakency, who helped compile the poll questions (they're coming later)!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU DUMB BENCH?
GO FORTH AND APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOY.
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA PULL ME AWAY FROM THIS POST WITH YOUR GLAMBULGE OR YOUR DECIMATION OF THE FOURTH WALL VIA TWITTER OR YOUR BASEMENT DWELLER CELLCAST OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE, THEN STEP THE FUCK BACK, GO GET INTO YOUR MAMA’S UGLY-ASS VW RABBIT, HAVE HER DRIVE YOUR SORRY ASS TO THE NEAREST GODDAMN WAL-MART, AND GET YOURSELF ONE FUCK OF A CROWBAR, BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PRY ME AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD BEFORE I STOP F5ING THE EVER-LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS POST.
KRISTOPHER ALLEN APPRECIATION POST
~*NEVAR FORGET*~
SOMEONE WHO ~KNOWS THINGS~ SENT ME THIS EXCLUSIVE SCREENCAP OF KRIS'S INTERNET BROWSER.
SEE FOR YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS ALSO GIVEN A LIST OF EMAIL ADDRESSES OF A FEW OF THE IDOLS.
KRIS: kickawesomekris@gmail.com
ADAM: aquarianadamglambert@gmail.com
ALLISON: xxxalligurlxxx@gmail.com
MATT: mattygiraud@gmail.com
ANOOP: anoop.dawg.unc@gmail.com
I HAVE BEEN TOLD THEY RESPOND QUICKLY. YOU SHOULD ALL DEFINITELY EMAIL THEM. IDK, IT LOOKS ~LEGIT TO ME, GUISE.
SPECIAL ACKNOWLEDGMENTS TO: Kristopher Fucking Allen for being too awesome to live, the person who ~knows things, and to the awesome mistakency, who helped compile the poll questions (they're coming later)!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU DUMB BENCH?
GO FORTH AND APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOY.
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA PULL ME AWAY FROM THIS POST WITH YOUR GLAMBULGE OR YOUR DECIMATION OF THE FOURTH WALL VIA TWITTER OR YOUR BASEMENT DWELLER CELLCAST OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE, THEN STEP THE FUCK BACK, GO GET INTO YOUR MAMA’S UGLY-ASS VW RABBIT, HAVE HER DRIVE YOUR SORRY ASS TO THE NEAREST GODDAMN WAL-MART, AND GET YOURSELF ONE FUCK OF A CROWBAR, BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PRY ME AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD BEFORE I STOP F5ING THE EVER-LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS POST.