HE'S SIXTY YOU SICK FUCK

Jul 13, 2009 10:37

ontd_ai, I have a serious problem.

So, I'm new to this whole shebang, and am currently being made to watch Season 8 by the enabling sharpest_rose. And hobviously am quite fond of Glambert, and the ridiculous tiny woodland creature that is Kris Allen ( Read more... )

!simon cowell, it's fucking distracting, i accidentally your penis, !ryan seacrest

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adelate July 13 2009, 00:57:06 UTC
SIMON TO RYAN, SEASON ONE: "Can I just say, I love the blouse? See-through is very you; does it come with matching panties?"

YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP RESISTING NOW.

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xrazorbladesky July 13 2009, 00:59:22 UTC
WAIT SRSLY? O.O

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adelate July 13 2009, 01:00:55 UTC
SWEAR TO GOD. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SEASON FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD HIM SAY THAT.

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xrazorbladesky July 13 2009, 01:04:24 UTC
LOL, I WONDER WHAT THEIR NAME WOULD BE PUT TOGETHER.

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vertebraesque July 13 2009, 01:08:16 UTC
I believe the popular namesmush for them is Rymon.

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tagore July 13 2009, 01:16:06 UTC
Simon was such a major kahween Season 1; I wonder if they sent him to butch school. Is there such a thing?

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ignazwisdom July 13 2009, 01:23:01 UTC
It is called "Max Clifford, publicist."

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tagore July 13 2009, 01:26:27 UTC
Ah, yes.

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nova_bright July 13 2009, 01:34:49 UTC
THANK YOU SIMON >:(

My god, they may as well slap each other and then dry hump on the desk, amirite?

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