WHO: Alucard/toothsomehound, Usopp/longnosedliar, Sam Vimes/stonyfaced, Jessica Sanders/DIVIDEDSANITY, Otacon/justlikeoneofmy, Lauren Reed/dancewithadevil, Ken/artiglio, Zoro/resolute_edge, AND - anyone else who would like to be trapped is welcome to join!
WHAT: BOOM.
WHERE: Guilty Pleasures.
WHEN: Evening.

( I've seen Diamonds cut through harder men. )

WHO: Usopp (longnosedliar) and Kevin Smith
WHAT: Usopp is formally initiated into Monacello
WHERE: Kevin's apartment
WHEN: Day 184

( As Usopp stood in front of the formidable looking door, he pretended that it wasn't his knees knocking together, but an earthquake which he had bravely faced in order to come to his destiny. )

WHO: Tom Marvolo Riddle, Usopp
WHAT: Discussing his options.
WHERE: MONACERRO TERRITORY. A vaguely classy bar.
WHEN: d160.

( this very secret that you're trying to conceal (is the very same one you're dying to reveal) )

Who: Yuffie bel_furto and Usopp longnosedliar 
Where: Shooting range in town.
When: 159 (Thank you anonymous mod <3)
What: a random meeting

( and people say guns are a bad thing.... )

WHO: Everyone.
WHAT: Sharpay Vescovo's 21st Birthday Extravaganza!
WHERE: The new Vescovo Centre built especially for this purpose.
WHEN: 153 | 7 PM

( ☆ you're so hot that i melted ☆ )

WHO: Usopp (longnosedliar and Otacon (justlikeoneofmy), anybody else who wants to go into a toy shop.
WHAT: Toy geekery.
WHERE: The toy shop where Usopp works.
WHEN: Day 138, noon

( The place Usopp was most familiar with was one of splintered hands and grease spattered aprons... )