I have nothing to do except sit around the house and punch my wife and kids! I hate them. If I had 2 arms, I could punch them both at once, but alas I only have one arm.

Kicking the dog is also fun!

I had this big bash at my house on Saturday, but not everyone I was expecting to go, showed up. Maybe they discriminated against me and my party because I only have one arm! You inconsiderate jerks!!! I got drunk and then beat the crap out of one of my neighbors. Later I was told that I was so drunk, I accidentally when into my neighbors house ( Read more... )

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Chuck kicked my club arm one time! He's a dick!

This morning I woke up and wanted to punch my wife, but I had to get up, roll over and then, with my good arm, drive my fist into her face. The bitch didn't even wake up. She got blood all over the bed. That's fine, she has to do the laundry anyway! But the pain of having to go through all that work just to punch her in the face.... It's hard ( Read more... )

http://kittybrat.livejournal.com/

Go to the above link! She hates when I link to it.

kittybrat
2006-01-29 10:00 am UTC (link) Select
Excuse me, but please don't link people to my journal. Thanks.

Like that post will stop me.... Women are stupid! Correction, VERY STUPID!

So, I got my girlfriend pregnant and I'm trying to do the right thing..... but it's hard to work a hanger with only one arm! That bitch!

http://tehjunomaster.livejournal.com/153962.html?view=608362#t608362Read more... )

I like to tell chicks that I lost my arm in the war... Women are stupid!

The US Goverment wants us, as Americans, to give them a helping hand....WELL FUCK OFF I ONLY HAVE ONE ARM. Bin Laden is a jew (i know he really isnt, but a jew is about the worst thing i can think of...besides only having one arm!)

Damn Football Coach

he keeps telling me to wrap up when I tackle...

Well I've only got one damn arm