Big bash at my house!
I had this big bash at my house on Saturday, but not everyone I was expecting to go, showed up. Maybe they discriminated against me and my party because I only have one arm! You inconsiderate jerks!!! I got drunk and then beat the crap out of one of my neighbors. Later I was told that I was so drunk, I accidentally when into my neighbors house instead of mine and then beat him for rearranging my furniture. His house isn't too fungshewe! Well, I think I will go 'have a glass of lemonaid'. That will fitz the spot!