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Okay, boys and girls. Everyone remember how I said we need to be careful with supplies in the kitchen?
Five dozen eggs were stolen yesterday. I thought maybe I miscounted, but I checked this morning and it happened again.
We're missing ten dozen eggs.
I don't know what the fuck to say.
I mean, this is ten dozen eggs. Someone stole one hundred and twenty fucking eggs.
I don't know what the fuck you're planning on doing with that many eggs, but if I find out who did it, I will break my pipe off in your ass unless you've got a very good reason.
It's not even the problem with having so little respect for the people around you, you know what I'm saying? There is nothing good that someone could possibly do with ten dozen eggs.
Let me ask this: do I need to start locking the kitchen between meals?
Five dozen eggs were stolen yesterday. I thought maybe I miscounted, but I checked this morning and it happened again.
We're missing ten dozen eggs.
I don't know what the fuck to say.
I mean, this is ten dozen eggs. Someone stole one hundred and twenty fucking eggs.
I don't know what the fuck you're planning on doing with that many eggs, but if I find out who did it, I will break my pipe off in your ass unless you've got a very good reason.
It's not even the problem with having so little respect for the people around you, you know what I'm saying? There is nothing good that someone could possibly do with ten dozen eggs.
Let me ask this: do I need to start locking the kitchen between meals?