Nov 22, 2009 11:04
What's the matter with you people? It's an island. I can point out at least twenty of you that have said something about wanting to lie on a beach for a while. Why are you bitching? Smell some fucking roses.
Sure, it could go badly. Everyone could wind up dead or injured, or running for their lives, but let me just say: you people asked for it.
Make the best of it.
I'm bringing marshmallows, Hershey bars, and graham crackers. S'mores are only for people who are enjoying their vacation.