I was shuffled into a portal. High pitched beeps and zeeps zipped and sweeped all about. Arms up. Arms out. Wait for the green light to say it's alright. "Enjoy your flight."

Going home for the holidays always seemed a bit like a trek. Yesterday, I felt like I needed to bundle my hair up into buns around my ears and bust out an antenna or ( Read more... )

It makes no difference why the chicken crossed the road. The fact of the matter is that the chicken is ironed onto the pavement and it’s too late for explanations. Gallus gallus domesticus…gone gone deadicus. It’s for the best anyway. After all, before the swine came the bird flu- a possible pandemic producing mass panic. Don’t ask questions, ( Read more... )

I believe that the swine flu, pirate attacks, and Susan Boyle are merely tools that the media has employed to distract us from the doom and gloom of our current economic recession. To their credit, I believe it's working. After all, what could possibly be more distracting than some *flying pigs, pirates yo-ho-ho-ing and taking over a big boat, ( Read more... )