When I Got High...;)
I was shuffled into a portal. High pitched beeps and zeeps zipped and sweeped all about. Arms up. Arms out. Wait for the green light to say it's alright. "Enjoy your flight."
Going home for the holidays always seemed a bit like a trek. Yesterday, I felt like I needed to bundle my hair up into buns around my ears and bust out an antenna or three while I asked to summon Captain Spock. Although I was to ascend past cloud nine, I wasn't quite in line to reach the point of rambling among the stars. Regardless of this fact, the airline security was suitable enough for inter-galacticisty.
Along with the portal, my carry-ons were inspected and I was asked to remove my shoes. Luckily, that was all that required removal, they stopped just short of a strip search. And that is good, because I wasn't wearing the good bra. And my panties definitely did not match.
Using my Sherlock skills, I concluded that this level of security was due to a man with a multi-syllabic name who acquired and ignited explosive devices. Despite the fact that my heart thumps to the beat of liberal, I was really okay with the excess security. Because my plane did not explode.
Going home for the holidays always seemed a bit like a trek. Yesterday, I felt like I needed to bundle my hair up into buns around my ears and bust out an antenna or three while I asked to summon Captain Spock. Although I was to ascend past cloud nine, I wasn't quite in line to reach the point of rambling among the stars. Regardless of this fact, the airline security was suitable enough for inter-galacticisty.
Along with the portal, my carry-ons were inspected and I was asked to remove my shoes. Luckily, that was all that required removal, they stopped just short of a strip search. And that is good, because I wasn't wearing the good bra. And my panties definitely did not match.
Using my Sherlock skills, I concluded that this level of security was due to a man with a multi-syllabic name who acquired and ignited explosive devices. Despite the fact that my heart thumps to the beat of liberal, I was really okay with the excess security. Because my plane did not explode.