Well I always liked the "If you're going to read this, don't bother." From Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke" and by the same author, "Rant" leads with "Like most people I didn't meet and talk to Rant Casey until after he was dead."  I can't remember for the life of me how "Basic Eight" by Daniel Handler starts but I think it also has a good one liner and I ( Read more... )

Right now I'm starting another journal entry in an effort to avoid studying for my anatomy test, which of course will come back to bite me in the ass later.

I really don't have much to talk about other than the occasional horror in my life when it comes to my interactions with dumb people. I'm actually working on figuring out how to work all the ( Read more... )

Well everyone it's that time of year again and I want all my lovelies to know how much I care ( Read more... )

Is it weird that I've felt in love for the past two weeks ( Read more... )