Watching the VMAs.
Me: Wow, that was just...
S: Awkward?
Me: Yeah. That's the word.
repeat several times
***
Me: I think I hate Jordin Sparks.
S: The one who just called people sluts?
Me: Yep.
***
Me: Kid Rock looks remarkably the same as he did fifteen years ago.
S: Yep.
Me: And sounds the same.
S: I like this song.
dorky head-bobbing in front of the television
Me: It's like seeing him at the Asylum.
S: He's gone back to his roots.
Me: I bet the floors aren't as sticky there.
S: Probably. He got in trouble a while back for getting in a fight at Denny's.
Me: I am completely unsurprised.
***
Me: Is that a glowing red heart on his suit?
S: Yes.
Me: Is it there for any particular reason?
S: It's a broken heart. It has a black squiggly line through it.
Me: Oh.
S: I am not thoroughly impressed with K. West.
***
Me: I kept waiting for it to get...
S: Good?
Me: Yeah.
S: Interesting?
Me:...Either of those would've worked.
***
Wait a minute. Wasn't Panic supposed to be on this year? Or did I imagine that bit?
S: Awkward?
Me: Yeah. That's the word.
repeat several times
***
Me: I think I hate Jordin Sparks.
S: The one who just called people sluts?
Me: Yep.
***
Me: Kid Rock looks remarkably the same as he did fifteen years ago.
S: Yep.
Me: And sounds the same.
S: I like this song.
dorky head-bobbing in front of the television
Me: It's like seeing him at the Asylum.
S: He's gone back to his roots.
Me: I bet the floors aren't as sticky there.
S: Probably. He got in trouble a while back for getting in a fight at Denny's.
Me: I am completely unsurprised.
***
Me: Is that a glowing red heart on his suit?
S: Yes.
Me: Is it there for any particular reason?
S: It's a broken heart. It has a black squiggly line through it.
Me: Oh.
S: I am not thoroughly impressed with K. West.
***
Me: I kept waiting for it to get...
S: Good?
Me: Yeah.
S: Interesting?
Me:...Either of those would've worked.
***
Wait a minute. Wasn't Panic supposed to be on this year? Or did I imagine that bit?