I think I'm unapprised. I mean, look at the amount of work I do here! I bring Angel warm blood every morning and I bring him papers to sign and I answer the phone calls, so what if I sometimes hang up? Those demons that call here can be so mean sometimes. No one apprises what I'm doing here! Like, do they tell me something? Totally not. Like that ( Read more... )

These hospital clothes are really ugly. Haven’t they ever heard of colors? Like pink would look SO much better than this depressing white stuff. And why am I still in the hospital? I’m a vampire. I heal fast. They need to let me go. Maybe they’re waiting for Angel to come and dust me? But... but... I don’t want to die! Again. The first time was all ( Read more... )

Oh my God, how my head hurts! Like I would have hangover or something. Can vampire have hangover? And why am I chained to bed? What day is this anyway? I don’t think I was drinking last night and going home with some kink perv. Ok, Harm, think! What did you do? Think, think, think... Ow, my head hurts! I very much hate this! What in hell happened ( Read more... )

Everything still is blurry. Except for the tasty treat. I can smell his blood. Like ambrosia. I just need to take a bite. Maybe dry him. Who cares? Oh, ok, so Spike cares and obviously Wesley as he’s now trying to stop me to get the tasty candy. But I want! So I try to get past Wesley and clearly he should get a hit, because this can cost me my ( Read more... )

It's not like I'm complaining about Angel sending me here and there to do this and that. Well, ok, I am complaining. I know that I'm a secretary, but do I really need to go downstairs to the lab to get some kind of info about dumb demon who has dumb habits while I'm trying to have breakfast? They all yucky and everything and now I don't want to eat ( Read more... )

Oh my God! This SO stinks! Yuck! I am not eating a person who stinks like this! Who the hell does he thinks he is? Have that thing ever heard of shower? I mean, really! Ewwww! Why do they even let people like this one walk around the streets! They can't even hope that someone will eat him, because... Yuck ( Read more... )