i_go_wild

Aug 28, 2004 14:41

Oh my God, how my head hurts! Like I would have hangover or something. Can vampire have hangover? And why am I chained to bed? What day is this anyway? I don’t think I was drinking last night and going home with some kink perv. Ok, Harm, think! What did you do? Think, think, think... Ow, my head hurts! I very much hate this! What in hell happened?

There was a boy. Ok, I remember that. He was nice and sweet and looked so yummy. Oh! Oh! Yummy! I... Oh my God! I tried to eat him! I remember Wesley and Spikey trying to stop me! Oh my God! I tried to eat someone! Angel will probably order to dust me now or something! I can’t believe I tried to eat someone! Now my career in Wolfram and hart must be ruined! I can’t believe I tried to do that!

I can’t believe he hit me! That little... my nose hurts! He hit me! My nose might be broken! Oh my God!!! What if it’s broken?! What am I going to do! I can’t have a broken nose! It will look all wrong! I won’t have most beautiful profile ever anymore! Oh my God! I can’t believe he ruined my nose! And my blouse!

If my nose is broken that means my blouse probably has got blood on it! No, no, no! I loved that blouse! It can’t have blood on it! And I loved my nose! It can’t be broken! Oh my God! Why in hell didn’t I eat that guy?! I should have! He has ruined my nose! Evil bastard!

And what about my unicorns?! I smashed the table! That means I could have smashed the unicorns too! Oh my God! I SO hate Spike! It’s his entire fault! It’s always his fault! I can’t believe how bad this day has turned out!!!
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