In which a man with a strange sexual fantasy decides he wants a mass orgy but, to escape all legal binding, passes it off as a museum of British culture. He hires a feminist to do most of the dirty work and complains when she outs his devious orgy intentions. Oh...and there's a puzzle subplot too.

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Bone China

Everyone dies. Except Anna Meeka, the only character in the book you want to die.

The Northern Clemency

A Short Summary - Beware of Spoilers

Tim is a serial killer. He killed his own snake having decided he wanted a puppy. He named the puppy Karl. Karl was cute and fluffy. One day, Tim's brother Daniel took his teasing too far and, along with his annoying sychophant whore of a not-quite girlfriend Sandra, were pushed from the top ( Read more... )