PWP?
The Northern Clemency
A Short Summary - Beware of Spoilers
Tim is a serial killer. He killed his own snake having decided he wanted a puppy. He named the puppy Karl. Karl was cute and fluffy. One day, Tim's brother Daniel took his teasing too far and, along with his annoying sychophant whore of a not-quite girlfriend Sandra, were pushed from the top of the moors and never seen again. Daniel's mother was too busy fawning over her asshole of a boss and contemplating divorce for unfounded reasons to realise one of her children had gone missing. Even at the dinner table, she addressed Karl as Daniel, which made matters confusing when he went off the leash. As for Sandra's family - they became convinced that she had emigrated to Australia in search of a lover and celebrated.
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