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ARrMatey16: i can be so politically incorrect... but i don't mean it.. mostly
thetourist5: i dont remember ever minding
ARrMatey16: even when i called you a no good cracka?
thetourist5: even then
thetourist5: even when you impaled me with a spicy chicken tender
ARrMatey16: what about when i smacked your ribs with a hoola hoop and spanked the star spangeled banner on your ass?
thetourist5: well if youre gonna bring that up then we'll have to talk about the time you duct taped david the gnome to my eyeballs and told me that if i ate nineteen salamanders i would turn into the mir spacestation
ARrMatey16: if that's the case what about the imprint you left on my left hand when you poured hot cider on my cunt
thetourist5: well goddamit joe what about the time i was swimming across the english channel and you crashed your hot wheels into the back of my little green tuba?
ARrMatey16: what about johnny rotten singing take me out to the ballgame with gretchen herto while roller blading in an amusment park filled with platipie
thetourist5: that's true, but remember the time bob barker and i spelunked in the murky depths of your pantheon?
ARrMatey16: remember when christpher walken was on SNL and he was like "i'd like to buy a pantaloon?"
thetourist5: HAHAHAHA NO???
thetourist5: i dont remember ever minding
ARrMatey16: even when i called you a no good cracka?
thetourist5: even then
thetourist5: even when you impaled me with a spicy chicken tender
ARrMatey16: what about when i smacked your ribs with a hoola hoop and spanked the star spangeled banner on your ass?
thetourist5: well if youre gonna bring that up then we'll have to talk about the time you duct taped david the gnome to my eyeballs and told me that if i ate nineteen salamanders i would turn into the mir spacestation
ARrMatey16: if that's the case what about the imprint you left on my left hand when you poured hot cider on my cunt
thetourist5: well goddamit joe what about the time i was swimming across the english channel and you crashed your hot wheels into the back of my little green tuba?
ARrMatey16: what about johnny rotten singing take me out to the ballgame with gretchen herto while roller blading in an amusment park filled with platipie
thetourist5: that's true, but remember the time bob barker and i spelunked in the murky depths of your pantheon?
ARrMatey16: remember when christpher walken was on SNL and he was like "i'd like to buy a pantaloon?"
thetourist5: HAHAHAHA NO???