If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

( Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. )

Given my week so far ( Read more... )

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year
Old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked
Him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and
Solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So,
What was wrong?’

He replied, ( 'It was an ID ten T error.' )

Turn up your speakers, and hold onto your funnybone!!

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Here's a joke that had me cracking big time...really loved it:
 ( Found on the Refrigerator One Morning ... )

Old Men

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. ( Do you have any medical concerns you'd like to ask me about? )

#1
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. ( He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. )

Forogt my wallet this am - no ID, no money or card, NO SUBWAY CARD. Asked a security guard where nearest grocery store was (before I realized w/o ID, they wouldn't take my check anyhow) & explained the sit. She asked where I was heading (2 stops) & gave me enough for fare. Guess Murphy's busy screwing someone else today.

SO!! Some humor was badly ( Read more... )

BRAIN TRANSPLANT ( Read more... )

The govt job I really want, found out opens next week, and won't be open a super long time - 4-6wks turnaround.
Follow up to K's school conference on Tuesday.
Have interview for a different position I applied for w/ a major contractor next week.

Funny:
Bibles to Boats
A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under ( Read more... )