The Farraday Legacy: 2.3
Previously: Sadie graduated high school and had her first son, Johann. Sadie met a paparazzi by the name of Gray and proceeded to have relations with him and accidentally procreate and have another son named Watson. Kitters and Lord had two kittens, Babbu and Laundry.
Watson: "Mama! Kitty is biting!"
Sadie: "Watson... Kitties do no wrong."
Watson: "I don't want food!!!"
Sadie: "You just said you were hungry...."
Watson: "I won't I won't! I want nap!"
Sadie: "UGH I am so rage right now. Why do you have to be so disagreeable?!"
The stress from everything-- work, toddlers, teenagers, was getting Sadie sick. I can safely assure you that she is not pregnant. ...right now.
Sadie: "Why do they cry alllllllllll the time???" *blargh*
Sadie: "What is this? A rendezvous alone with a young woman? Are you at this age already?"
Johann: "Mom... go inside..."
Sadie: "I'm not going inside until you tell me your intentions with this young woman. Are you already woo-hooing?! You are by far too young!"
Johann: "Ugh... I was just going to ask her to PROM."
Sadie: "Well in that case, carry on."
Sadie: "Just know.. I'm watching you."
Johann: "Jeez mom, okay."
Surprise!! Watson had a birthday. It was a surprise for me too. I also realized I forgot to post their traits in the last update, oops.
Watson: "All of a sudden I have this undeniable urge to take things that belong to others."
Needing to get out for a while, Sadie called up Gray and asked him to meet her for a drink.
Sadie: "H-hi! It's been .. a while."
Gray: "Yeah. It has. It's real good to see you, you know."
Sadie: "So uh, how is the whole paparazzi thing going for you..? Had any good .. stories?"
Gray: "Well, I mean they aren't great stories. This town is full of a bunch of elders, so it's like, man so and so hit so and so with her cane. Not that interesting. But I bet you didn't call me out to ask about work."
Sadie: "That is correct. Would you uh, like to have a seat somewhere and I will explain my intentions."
Sadie: "As I am sure you know, I am a female. A single female. And you and I have had relations before."
Gray: "Yes...." (This just screams IT'S A TRAP...)
Sadie: "Since I am a grown, single female who has had relations with you before. I would like to have relations again."
Gray: "You are an odd one Sadie Farraday. Your place or mine?"
Sadie: "Mine. There is probably someone you should meet at my house."
Gray: "Okay.." (OH MY LYLE IT IS A TRAP...)
Sadie dreams appropriately for once!
Gray: "I wonder if there is anything I can eat in the fridge..."
Gray: "Ohhh yeah, note to self, you are awesome Gray."
Watson: "HI DAD. WHATCHA DOIN HERE?"
Gray: "Huh, what?!"
Gray: "Dad? You are my ... son?"
Watson: "Yes, I am. Arguably. Mom said you knew about me."
Gray: "Well I vaguely knew we might have reproduced, but I didn't expect you to be this ... old. Just call me Gray."
I also had forgotten to post Johann's traits which a ripe mix of strange and terrible.
Johann: "So that man was your dad?"
Watson: "Call him Gray, and yeah, he was. He's not your Dad though."
Johann: "I am the result of a failed experiment. I technically have another parent out there, somewhere... We just don't know who. Wanna exercise too?"
Watson: "No way."
Sadie: "PFFFT I GIVE UP AT HAVING RELATIONS. I am not having woo-hoo until I menopause."
Sadie: "I don't want more of you children.. But wait! I have a teenager now who can help. Oh happy day!"
Sadie had been neglecting her cooking duties due to her generally rough pregnancy, so poor Johann attempted to cook for him and Watson. But mostly for him.
Johann: "Wafflessss why aren't you cooked yet...?"
Johann: "NO! WAFFLES! Bad! You do not burn yourselves in attempt to make me not consume you. I am eating every single one of you with no regrets."
Rachel came home with Johann from school. Like any teenage boy, he of course left her outside while he went inside and autonomously began exercising. I sent him back outside to at least greet her...
Johann: "Hey, I'm all sweaty from working this hot body of mine. Hug?"
Rachel: "Ewwwwww, you are disgusting! Wanna do something fun, like watch tv?"
Johann: "ExerciseTV??"
Rachel: "Zombie movies!"
Rachel: "Oh wow, did you see how far the blood went on that one?"
Johann: "This form of entertainment is not amusing..."
Johann: "Anyways... You ready for prom?"
Rachel: "Nah, not going. Too mainstream."
Johann: "Awww, it'll be fun!"
Sadie walked in and Johann looked at her pleadingly.
Johann: *Mother please don't make a big deal out of this, please, please*
Sadie: "Oh don't mind me, I'm just here to make a little drink to ease my hurt back. Oh my, you seem to be a different girl than last time. Johann, you little dog you!"
Johann: "Damnit, mom."
Sadie: "Mmmmm~~! That helps tremendously."
Johann won prom king while wearing his finest dirty athletic clothes. His date Rosa played along and just wore her regular clothes...
Sadie had promised to teach Johann to drive so they went out during the weekend to begin learning but then.. they fell through the bridge.
Johann: "THIS ... I was driving so WELL and now I'm up to my waist in water. I am not happy."
Sadie: "Hmmph! I'm not happy either."
Johann: "It's only up past your ankles! This is my finest suit!"
Sadie: "Just because I can't see my ankles due to this wretched pregnancy does not mean they are not important to me."
Johann: "Pregnancy?? I thought you were just putting on pounds cause you were getting old."
Sadie: "I'M NOT OLDDDDDD!" *runs* "I didn't want you to know I had relations with that mannnnnnn!"
Johann: "That man? Gray? This is good! Come back while I'm trying to talk to you, damn woman, I don't want to run in my suit!"
Johann: "Mom, wow, you run fast for a total science geek. First, will you pay for the dry-cleaning on this suit?"
Sadie: "Don't I pay for everything?"
Johann: "Mrs. Kitters has money."
Sadie: "True, but don't make Kitters pay for your dry-cleaning."
Johann: "Don't worry about being pregnant. I'll help you as much as I can."
Sadie: "Well that's good cause I was planning on making you help anyways."
Johann: "Er... thanks..."
Watson wanted to go fishing. It was all he thought about. All he desired. So he took a class then went fishing. He was found by a friend.
Watson: "Uh... There is a wild animal beside me.. Keep calm and it will leave me alone, I hope."
Horse: .....
The horse had other intentions.
Horse: (I WILL KILL YOU, DIE HUMAN SPAWN)
Watson: "Oh please don't hurt me, I'm leaving, sheesh! And!! I'm calling animal control to come horde you up and take you somewhere far away from here."
Gray stalks the house sometimes. It's kind of adorable, in an extremely creepy way.
Gray also has started bonding with Watson. Johann talks on the phone like a teenage girl with his best friend Pete Hawthorne.
Watson: "Hey Gray! Did you know you are going to be a Dad again? Mom is pregnant!"
Gray: ".... She didn't tell me a word."
Watson: "Pete, man, we need to go jogging together sometime. I wanna show you how to run without breaking a sweat. It's super cool, no lie."
Pete: "Yeah.. about that.."
Watson: "Pleaseeeee?"
Pete: /sigh "Okay."
Watson: "Mama! Not on the carpet!"
Sadie: "I'm in labor and all you care about is the carpet!?"
Sadie: "Just when I think it couldn't be any worse than when the doctor pulls a baby out of you, he proves me wrong and pulls out two."
The twins-- Remy and Rhiannon, a boy and girl respectively.
I don't even know why I bother keeping them in baby form, I guess to torture myself, but I do. And I never take pictures until their birthdays. Rhiannon is a genius and athletic.
Remy is also a genius but a heavy sleeper.
Johann: "Ohhmygoodness it's so ADORABLE. When did we get something this cute in this household?!"
The twins were sheer murder. Sadie was on the verge of death almost the entire time.
Remy: "SLEEPY!!"
Sadie: "Okay Sadie, keep calm, do not murder your offspring. Remy~~ Darling~~ You are in your crib~~ WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
I forgot to delete this, but I am going to leave it. I find it amusing there are 4 children with 4 different hair colors. Watson has his mothers hair, Remy has Sabine's, Rhiannon has her fathers hair, and Johann's is from his grandfather, but he doesn't know that.
Sadie decided to just call a babysitter and leave for a while. She couldn't get the babies to behave, so hopefully someone else would have a better chance.
Sadie: "Gray said he was busy... and that if he saw me he was afraid we'd woo-hoo and that I'd get pregnant because I am "freakishly fertile" ... Angelia!"
Sadie: "Angelia? Hey, do you want to hang out for a bit? I'm at the park."
Angelia: "Sure, let me just finish helping Vera with her baby and I'll be right there."
Sadie: "Angelia, I love you. As my best friend and sister-in-law, of course."
Sadie: "So Vera had a baby, how does it feel to be a grandma?"
Angelia: "Vera has one ... Cecellia has three!"
Sadie: "Three babies?! Already?? Aren't your girls almost Johann's age?"
Angelia: "Just a little older, they've been busy. We are almost out of room. Orson has been having to sleep in Baby."
Sadie: "Does it ever feel like my brother cheats on you with his car?"
Angelia: "Well.. Baby is the other woman, but I can live with that. She isn't a good conversationalist, and she isn't that good at making money."
Angelia: "So how are you and the babies? I can't believe the Sadie I always knew now has four children."
Sadie: "Well this Sadie that you always knew didn't have them by choice. Protection aside, once you guys did that weird experiment on me I'm surprised I don't get pregnant when a guy looks at me lustfully. Uh, not that any guys do ..."
Angelia: "Gray likes you."
Sadie: "He just likes women. I've heard about his reputation. Anyways, I better get back to my hellspawn. Thanks for coming out."
Sadie: "How in the world do I have two toddlers and soon to be two teenagers?? I'm not even that old yet."
Watson picked that hair naturally, and since apparently he wants to be like the Beibs, I totally decided to leave it.
Watson: "My clothes.. Do I have to take them off to shower?"
Johann: "WEEEEEETWOOOOO, CAKE TIMES YA'LL!"
Sadie: "I'm not taking credit for raising that one.."
The house was driving me insane because the babies enjoyed hanging out at the top of the stairs and there was no room on the first floor to put their room, plus horrid routing failures, so Sadie sold of the family businesses they had acquired and bought them a new home across town.
Sadie: "I CANNOT POSSIBLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS CRIB THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND NOT OBSTRUCTED IN THE SLIGHTEST. OH MY LYLE WHAT DO I DO???"
So Sadie finally, and I do mean finally got the babies rounded up and moved them out while the teens were in school.
Rhiannon: "Mama, Rhi is lonely!"
Sadie: "Well Rhiannon baby, mama is starving, smells terrible, hasn't talked to anyone in days, and just had to move and leave her precious garden behind. I honestly think you can make an imaginary friend and just deal with it, okay baby?"
Rhiannon: "KAY~!"
Apparently Watson didn't get the memo they moved because he went to the old house and proceeded to dance up a storm.
Watson: "I wonder why no one is here..."
Watson: "Have I been abandoned?! How outstandingly cruel!"
Eventually, he figured it out and somehow instinctively knew where the the family had moved to.
Watson: "...what is this place? Is this really our house?"
Johann was prepared. He saw Watson going to the wrong house but did nothing to correct him. He saw this as an excellent opportunity.
Johann: "Hey Watsonnnnn! Over here! This shower is amazing! You gotta try it out!"
Sadie heard this and came to investigate.
Sadie: "I know what you are doing Johann Farraday. Your mother cannot approve."
Johann: "Mom... Come on, it'll be fun."
Sadie: "I know it will be fun, but I have to scold you just to keep of the front of parenting. Just know I don't really mean it."
Johann: "..whatever."
Sadie: "I can't believe you would do this to your poor unsuspecting brother. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at myself for raising you to be this way."
Johann: "I'm sorry it won't happen again..."
Johann: "Aren't you going to stop him?"
Sadie: "Absolutely not, I think this is going to be hilarious. I can't wait to see."
Johann: "..."
Watson: "Do you guys mind? I'm trying to shower in this super amazing shower here."
Johann: "You shower with your clothes on, just get on with it."
Watson: "I have been ... dyed! Oh the absolute horror!"
Watson: "I will get you back Johann. Someday, somehow."
Watson: "Much better. Glad it wasn't permanent."
?: "Hi Watson."
Watson: "Damn, Kia, what are you doing here?"
Kia: "I heard you moved. I tracked you to the ends of the earth to find you."
Watson: "Uh, why? I'll see you at school tomorrow?"
Kia: "I just, uh, was bored and wanted to do something. I dunno."
Watson: "Well, since you are here, do you maybe want to go to pr--"
Watson: om.."
Kia: "Later Wats, I came make an appearance and make an appearance I did."
Watson: "That girl is weird. Why isn't she with my brother?"
Sadie: "Kitters baby, do you like your new home? It's much bigger and has more room for kitties!"
Johann: "Mom, can you get Rhi and change her diaper? I have my hands full with Remy right now."
Sadie: "Mama has her hands full with Kitters right now, can't you see??"
Johann: "...Fine, I'll get Watson to change her."
Watson: "Johann told me to change you. Change you into what, I suppose? A cat? A vampire? An inanimate object?"
Rhiannon: "No, you change the diaper. You don't actually change me into anything. Silly."
Watson: "You speak really well for a 4 year old..."
Rhiannon: "Baby genius, what can I say?"
Sadie had to go forage for new seeds to restart the family garden.
Sadie: "So many plants, so little time."
Also, there is a super creepy gnome in the back of this picture that I kept thinking was a toddler abandoned in the community garden. It really confused me every time. XD
Pete, who my game tells me is straight, literally called Johann, who my game tells me is also straight, and asked him to prom. To that I said, sure, why the heck not? So Pete was Johann's date to prom. He didn't tell Rosa however...
Pete: "Ms. Farraday, I really like science and I like that science made my best friend forever Johann. And I will take the best care of him tonight on this special night. And uh.. that is all."
Sadie: "That might have been more heartwarming had you taken your eyes off my chest ..."
Pete: "Well, we are late! Catch you later Ms. Farraday!"
Sadie: "Be careful you two!"
Johann: "I'm wearing my formies this time! Let's go Pete!"
The house was quiet, so Sadie took the opportunity to teach the twins some skills.
Sadie: "I love you and your sister, you learn so well! Genius babies are the best!"
Remy: "Genius like mommy!"
Sadie: "Yes, yes!"
Johan was prom king again and took an exceptionally hilarious picture with Pete. Watson went alone, but had a fabulous time.
This charming young man has been the babysitter for a while. He amuses me because he babysits in his finest suit.
Rhiannon: "I might spit-up on your suit mister."
Babysitter: "I'll just bill it to your mother, go right ahead."
It was birthday time for Remy, Rhi, and Johann. Sadie was soon, but that will not be a cause for celebration in her eyes.
Sadie: "I can mix drinks just as well as the professional bartenders. Just throw this in the air ... oh ... crap."
Sadie: "Did anyone see that ...?"
Ladies: "OMG MY GOD SHE DROPPED THAT ON THAT GORGEOUS FLOOR. THE ABSOLUTE HORRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
DeLorean: "Wow. That floor is so nice, but it's covered in alcohol."
Rosa: "Ew look at that guy, he's so hot but he's wearing such lame clothes."
Johann: /sings "It's your birthday, be happy! You're born, you live, and back to dust you go! Congratulations, congratulations! Happy birthday, dear Johann~~!*"
Song, not mine, 100 million internets if you know where it's from
Pete: "Uuuwahh! Ms. Farraday! Johann and I were just getting the kids ready for the party."
Sadie: "That's fine.. You don't have to explain yourself."
Pete: "I know I'm young, but I'm almost legal. I've been working out with Johann. Someday I hope you'll see me as man."
Sadie: "Sorry, not happening Pete. I have sworn off men until I'm old and decrepit. Otherwise, I will end up with child and I have too many already."
Johann: "CATS! We just bought this house and you and mother have destroyed this super shiny floor? I hate you all!"
Johann: "The floor .... was so nice ... was ... past tense ... why ... why can't we have nice things?"
I can't even say anything about the traits this boy rolled. I just can't.
Yeah Remy, you're keeping all that stuff you are wearing. I regret nothing. Remy rolled good for his trait.
And Rhiannon rolled Evil.. Twins, both geniuses, one good, one evil. Oh this is going to be fun.