The Farraday Legacy: 2.2
Previously: Dashiell and Lynette moved out with their son, Bjorn. Sadie had a real date with Anthony. Orson and Angelia got married and had a son named DeLorean. Angelia became best friends with Sadie, and Sadie was sad when she moved out with Orson. Sadie participated in an experiment at the science center since Angelia was pregnant and wanted her to replace her. This experiment turned out with Sadie becoming pregnant herself.
Sadie, doing her best to resist her pregnancy, decided to work on her culinary skill since Dashiell wasn't around to cook anymore.
Sadie: "I hate cooking, why am I doing this? I hate being pregnant. I HATE THIS FRICKEN CHAIR. I HATE THAT I HAVE TO GO TO MY GRADUATION."
She was not in the best of moods.
For some reason, graduation was being held considerably late. Sadie was worried she'd be the only person with child. Clearly, her fears were unbounded since apparently everyone had a child.
Sadie: "I thought I would be ahead of everyone but I clearly see I was, in fact, behind."
Orson: "Sadie? Is that you? Pregnant? How...?"
Sadie: "..It's a long story .. Ask Angelia. I don't want to talk about .. it."
Sadie was Valedictorian as well as Most Popular .. Apparently, her entire class continues to troll her even after graduation.
Sadie: "Okay, this is it. This is labor. I was prepared to birth my nephew, I can do this."
Sadie: "It can't be any different that I saw on YouTube.. OH yes it can, Kitters! Call a taxi!"
Sadie: "It's a boy... You shall be called Johann, named after the middle name of the father of genetics himself since you are my little genetic experiment failure."
Sadie: "Clearly... someone has been here.. I should be more alarmed than I am considering I am fairly sure this room was not this way when I left.."
Sadie: "I am fairly sure that is my nephew... in my kitchen floor... why?"
Kitters: (Can I eats it?)
Sadie: "Anthony... are you responsible for this? How did you .. get in.. my house? Was it Kitters?!"
Anthony: "Yeah, I kidnapped your nephew and broke into your house. I thought you were a genius, Sadie?"
Sadie: "Burglar!"
In actuality, Angelia had teamed up with Anthony to surprise Sadie.
Sadie: "These are my very first PB&J sandwiches, I hope you like them. I made them a little special..."
Angelia: "I hate to say it .. but this is terrible, what is in this?"
Sadie: "Well I thought about making it a little more interesting that just peanut butter and jelly... I added some cheese.."
Angelia: "How are you eating this??"
Sadie: "I figured you would come over after the baby came and I wanted to mess with you like you messed with my sweet childless life~~"
Angelia: "I guess it is to be expected. I will eat it like a champion."
Sadie: "What are you supposed to do with these things? What if this model is defective? What if you people with your experiment ruined him and made him crazy?"
Angelia: "Actually.. about that .. the doctors just called and said that your son is certifiably insane .. sorry about that.."
Sadie: "So you're insane, are you? Do you like cats? I'm going to give you to Angelia now... My poor garden is wilting in this heat."
Angelia: "Don't worry baby, Auntie Angelia is going to make sure your mama learns to love you and to take care of you. If not, Auntie Angelia and Uncle Orson will always love you."
Sadie: "Anthony, Are you frolicking in your swim-trunks in my garden?"
Anthony: "...Maybe I am.."
Sadie: "Do you like my garden?"
Anthony: "Oh yeah, I love your garden. It has, uh, vegetables and stuff. Those are nice."
Sadie: "Mmm, I'm feeling strangely hormonal. Would you like to make out?"
Anthony: "Yes, I can't say no to that."
Days passed in mild boredom so it was birthday time. Sadie wanted to work, but they told her she needed to stay home and bond with her child. She told them she didn't want to be reminded that she has a child and that she would be speaking to Hassan as soon as she returned.
Sadie: "Little boy of mine, we are going to have you a swimming party. I know you can't swim, but you can just sit there~"
Sadie proceeded to walk the entire way to the pool barefoot in her swimwear. The pool was completely on the other side of town. This process took 5 hours.
Sadie: "Where is everyone at..? I even dropped the kid off on the bridge hoping I would get here faster. Oh well, free picnic dinner!"
Where did poor Johann end up? He magically flew back home and ended up on the rug in front of the oven. Baby safety, we have it here.
After her nice long, lonely swim, Sadie returned home to finish what she started.
Sadie: "What are you going to look like little boy? I have no idea because I have no idea what kind of genes, besides mine, are in you!"
Johann, as previously stated, is insane as well as athletic. Babies and toddlers, they can be athletic. You can just tell.
Johann: "Bahhhhh?"
After their brief stint in the garden, Anthony and Sadie mutually decided they wanted another date. Unfortunately, Johann had to come along for the occasion. Thankfully, he had his imaginary friend, Dew, to keep him company.
Johann: "I wub you, Dew!"
Sadie: *preoccupied*
Anthony: "I should, uh, probably tell you.. I have a girlfriend now.. kinda."
Sadie: "I didn't know we were at that level yet, but okay. I accept."
Anthony: "It's not .. you.."
Sadie: "Oh, so you were just using me in hopes of getting some on the side? So I've been used.. this is my first time.."
Johann: "Johann is sad for mama! That man make mama sad!"
Sadie: "RAWRRRR mama is not sad, Mama is a dinosaur and she is going to get you!!"
Johann: "Ahhhhh, mama is funny!"
Once people arrived en masse, Sadie passed out from the stress of being around so many strangers at the same time.
Johann: "Dew, look at mama! Mama is napping weee~~!"
Panic ensues around the library.
Anthony: *don't know her*
Onlooker: "Oh my! Look at that poor lady! Do we need to call an ambulance?"
Anthony: "Just leave and she'll be okay. She's got a bit of a social problem, that one."
Everyone did leave her alone and she got up on her own. Enjoying the atmosphere of the library, she decided to try and teach Johann how to walk.
Sadie: "Now you stand on both feet and just walk. Right over here."
Paparazzi: *writes* "And today in the library, a young woman passed out in the middle of the young adult section. What was wrong with her? Your guess is as good as ours!"
Sadie: (What section is this..? Young adult! That man is talking about me!)
Sadie: "Excuse me .. sir .. uh .. please don't write an article .. about me .."
Gray: "The name is Gray, and I see that you are very shy. That's kind of cute. Writing negative things about people is my job, you see. It's not personal."
Sadie: "I will give you .. money .. or fresh fruit and vegetables .. if you won't write it."
Gray: "Whoa whoa whoa, hold it. The truth cannot be obstructed by mere currency. The public has a right to now."
Sadie: "F-f-Fine! Asshole!"
Gray: "Such sharp words from our former world leaders daughter! Shame, shame!"
Sadie: "Come on boy, we're going home."
Johann: "Dew come too?"
Sadie: "You really are a crazy thing, aren't you. Yes Dew can come too."
Sadie: "Lord! You are the only decent man in my life. And the cutest man in my life too!"
Lord: "Mrowwwwowwwww."
Sadie: "Mmm this sandwich is delicious."
Johann: "Mamaaaaa. Johann want sannnwich too!"
Sadie: "No, eat that delicious gruel. It's got things in it for babies."
Johann: :(
Sadie: "Ahhh I hate that man!! But I still think I am communicating better! Mother would be so proud of me.."
Sadie started back to work after her maternity leave. She found out that during her leave, Hassan, the mastermind behind her test tube pregnancy, apparently passed away.
Sadie: "Drink please, right here. I've had a terrible day. I have a kid at home and I will never know who his father is."
Bartender: "Uh.. is it really that hard to ... um.. narrow it down?"
Sadie: "With science, the possibilities are limitless."
This is Kitters. This is Kitters destroying a chair. This is Kitters in the neighbors house destroying the neighbor, Ms. Tia's, chair. This is the face of Mrrrrrdur.
Sadie: "HI GRAY. I um didn't expect to see you here! Do you want to um, maybe, have a drink, with uhhh me?"
Gray: "Uhh, gotta go! My supervisor just called. There is some drama going on at The Orbit Rooms. Bye!"
Sadie: "My feelings were denied." :(
Guy: "Lady, you need to back off the creeper a bit. Just be normal."
Sadie: "That was normal..."
Guy: "Well, in that case, be as abnormal as possible. k?"
Everyone left the bar, leaving Sadie alone with the bartender and the owner of the establishment who apparently visits her bars in full equestrian gear.
Sadie: "Reading never hurts me. Drinks and literature, delicious."
Sabine: "Whaaaat! Is that a baby, in my home?! Sadie! You-- you aren't a failure after all!"
For some reason, Gray was waiting for Sadie at her home when she arrived. He gets an A+ in creeper.
Sabine: "And you even brought a gentleman home! I approve, I approve!"
Sadie: "Now mother, it is rude to make fun of my lack of man skills -- oh wait, Gray why are you .. here?"
Gray: "I just wanted to apologize..."
Gray: "After seeing how hard you are working to make ends meet being a single mother, I'm not going to print the article about your failures in the library."
Sadie: "Re-really? Thank .. you."
Gray: "I am going to write about how your mother is living in this house in ghost form. It'll be a scandal!"
Sadie: "Knowing her, She'll love the attention."
Gray: "You know, when you aren't all flustered and shy, you are kind of cute."
Sadie: "I'm not sure .. how to respond to that.."
Sabine: (Read the signs girl! That man wants you! Procreate! I need more grandbabies!)
Sadie: "I'm really tired. I'm going to bed."
Gray: "Can I join you?"
Sadie: "Uh.. well .. that's a little awkward, but if you really want to, I guess."
Gray: "Look into my bedroom eyes. Do you like what you see?"
Sadie: "If you are propositioning me for woohoo, I must admit, I have never done it before. I know how, in theory, it works however."
Gray: "I saw your son.. You don't have to lie to me. I don't judge."
Sadie: "That's .. a long story .. Let's just do this, okay?"
Immediately after, Sadie went to sleep.
Gray: "She's a romantic, that one. But man, this book is outstanding. It has all sorts of woohoo tips and tricks."
Sadie: "Mmm... Kitters.... I love you..."
Gray: "Is it possible to bend that way..? How could that even feel good..?"
Parenthood was going as to be expected.
Johann: "Mama, I not happy!"
Sadie: "Mama isn't happy either! Now stop talking and let me change you."
Sadie was feeling very poorly. She didn't want to get up in the mornings, she didn't even want to garden.
Sadie: "I feel dead ... Did I get turned into a zombie? Is this what zombies feel like? Graaaahhhhhh zommmmbieeeeeee. Probably not."
Sadie: "For the love of Lyle, this better not be what I think it is. I'm calling Angelia."
Sadie: "That experiment that Hassan ran on me .. can you think of any possible side effects?"
Angelia: "Besides Johann?"
Sadie: "Yes besides him. I know all about him!" D:<
Sadie: "Like ... would it by any chance make me .. like ridiculously fertile?"
Angelia: "Well.. I do suppose it is possible. But I doubt you have anything to worry about. You don't seem interested in dating."
Sadie: "Well.. that is true.. but I might have .. maybe, just maybe, had relations .. with a guy.. maybe."
Angelia: "Oh really now? Who is this gentleman?"
Sadie: "Uh.. his name is Gray .. That is about all I know .. It was a moment of bad judgment."
Angelia: "It was just one time, and I'm sure you used protection, you'll be fine. You are probably just sick."
Sadie: "Maybe.. Thanks for listening."
Sadie: "CATS! I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU. FOR THE LOVE OF LYLE LET ME SLEEP."
Sadie: "CATS! Why is there a random cat strolling through the consignment store?! Where is your owner, kitty?"
Orson: "I see you've met Sassy. She's mine and Angelia's pet kitty. I'm running late for work otherwise I'd stay and chat."
Orson had gotten a job in the music career. Apparently painting was not paying for three children and a wife.
Sadie: "It was just one time she said. It'll be okay she said. LIES AND SLANDER I SAY."
This is Watson. He is a clumsy loner.
Thankfully, it was time for Johann to age up. A party was in order.
Gray: "Look at these people forming a neat and orderly line for the food, what losers!"
Bjorn (Dash and Lynette's) is the blonde and DeLorean (Orson and Angelia's) is other.
All of the family was super excited.
Sadie: "Kitters ruined my rug ... again.."
Johann: "Hi there. Do you know why I don't have a daddy?"
Angelia: "Someday when you are older your mother will tell you ... maybe."
Johann: "Mama, why don't I have a daddy? Watson has a daddy, kind of."
Sadie: "You see, baby, sometimes there are these people known as mad scientists who believe they can create things, like babies, and pawn them off on poor unsuspecting peons in the company. When that happens, little boys are born with only a mama."
Johann: "Cool. I bet no one else at school is like that."
Sadie: "Go do your homework or something. Okay? Mama is busy."
Johann: "Okay!"
Sadie: "Now I'm just going to put you here for a while so you can age up into that terrible life stage where you make me regret all of my life decisions, except the one to not have children."
So Sadie had her own birthday event to get to which I like to call, going to the bar, alone. But of course, she had to run into people she knew.
Daryl: "Well well, if it isn't Sadie Farraday. Alone as ever, I see?"
Sadie: "Yeah, whatever. Where is your boyfriend Sammie? Or did he leave you for a woman?"
Sadie: "I see you running out of hiding Gray! Today is your son's birthday and I will chase you to the ends of the earth for my child support or perhaps a wedding!"
Gray: "Check's in the mail! No settling down for me, too many lovely women needing some lovely loving. But I will stop by your house to see the little man, maybe."
Sadie: "Gray st-stop that. You don't need photos of my aging."
Gray: "But... I like photos."
Sadie: "Do you want to see your son?"
Gray: "Well, not really ... no."
Sadie: "You know who else didn't want to see him? ME. Now get your rear upstairs and deal with him."
Gray: "It's so cute when you are mad. Let me snap a picture.."
Sadie: "I can't decide if I like you or if I hate you."
Sadie did a lot of selling at the consignment shop and one afternoon she ran into a familiar looking child.
Sadie: "Cecelia? Is that you? Where is your mama Angelia?"
Cecelia: "Don't know. Don't care. I like it here, there is all sorts of junk I could buy for cheap. Who are you, again?"
Sadie: "I'm your Aunt.. Here, have a book on logic. It will serve you well."
Cecelia: "My mama says to not take things from strangers, but that's just dumb."
Watson had, in fact, had his birthday. He enjoys exploring. Alone. Always alone.
Sadie: "Boy! What are you doing?"
Johann: "Lord just pushed me down in this puddle!"
Sadie: "Lord doesn't do bad things!"
Johann: "Grandpa ghost, do you think that you could read me a bedtime story? Mama would just yell at me. Or read me a dumb book about gardening ... again."
Percy: "Sure, I'd love to read you a book. How about one on fashion?"
Johann: "Ugh, okay..."
Sadie was going through a mid-life crisis.
Sadie: "Mama is middle-aged these days kid. I'm still single and have no prospects at present. Forever alone, that's your mama!"
Watson: "Alone! Alone!"
Sadie: "Very good, I like it rubbed in my face. Good boy!"
Sadie constantly worried about somehow accidentally getting impregnated, again.
Sadie: "I never want babies in here again. What if it happens? What am I going to do? I already have two that I don't really have much desire to have. I fear going to work. Who knows what they have planned for me..."
Sadie: "Did something just kick?! Oh my Lyle no..."
Thankfully, she was just imagining things.
Sadie: "Ohhhh I wanted to eat that cookie, but now I have to have cake. I can't have both. I hate middle age!!"
Johann: "Uh, mama? Birthday celebration? Not tears?"
Sadie: "But look at that cookie. And then look at that cake. Both so delicious..."
Johann: "You could just have half a piece of cake and half a cookie?"
Sadie: "GENIUS! I knew you had to be related to me, at least somewhat. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Johann: "Thanks ..."
Johann: "Does this mean I can have cookies and cake too?! I have a teenager metabolism..."
Sadie: "Rub it in, why don't you! WOE IS ME. But you know what? I have a new car and it's fantastic. Way better than cake. Oh wow, I sound like Orson."
Lord: "Mrrrrrroooow!"
Sadie: "Lord....."
Sadie: "Lord! I said you don't do bad things, but here you are waking me up! Do you want to make me a liar?"
Lord: "Mrrrrr~~"
Sadie: "What's wrong Lord? Show me."
Sadie: "Lord! Where did this adorable kitten come from? Lord! You and Kitters?! You didn't..!"
Sadie: "Oh my Lyle there are two of them! Kittens!!!"
Sadie: "Kitters, we need to talk about two things. First, congratulations on your kittens. I will love them and adore them my entire life. Second. What is this check for $18,443 that I recieved in the mail made payable to Mrs. Kitters Farraday from the Estate of Mrs. Tia?"
Kitters: *purrrr*
Sadie: "Kitters! You weaseled your way into an elderly ladies will! You make more money than I have working my entire adult life Kitters! I'm buying you something nice with it. <3 Uh, but you need to endorse the check first."
The kittens are named Laundry and Babbu.
All of the spares children are Teens at present, so here they are~
Still no idea where that blonde came from. Lynette has no family record. Perhaps Percy had some blonde in his family at some point.
I am loling forever that the game named him Henry. I guess he's named after his Uncle/Mother's former boss/Mother's former woohoo partner.
DeLorean, he's crazy. And has black hair, also which I do not know where it came from.
The eldest twin, Cecelia. I think her red hair comes from her Grandfather on Angelia's side.
And Vera, the youngest. Again with the blonde.
My game is doing weird things like reverting people's makeup, especially on this one townie. I also had my game when I loaded it up change Gray's name and skintone after Watson was born. I was exceptionally confused why he was now white and named Gareth. I fixed it, I hope it stays fixed.
Lynette and Dashiell are elders and still happily married. Angelia and Orson are still married as well. :D