The Farraday Legacy: 2.4
Previously: Sadie and Gray had a romantic encounter that resulted in the birth of genius twins-- Remy and Rhiannon. The family moved into a new home. Johann became a young adult and began working. Watson had little luck with the ladies.
Johann: "What sorcery is this in our backyard?! Who just leaves all of these fabulous coins here out in the open for people like me to take? Wait, why are they glued down? I've been trolled!"
Sadie was having some issues when she realized furniture was appearing out of no where.
Sadie: "Where did this table come from? I never bought this and none of these people have an allowance or a job."
Watson: "Oh Mom, I stole that. I thought you might like it."
Sadie: "In this moment I now know that I have failed as a parent."
Watson was having no luck with girls. He was a loner for starters plus it seemed his only chance of finding a woman was to consent to a cousin marriage, so he decided to try his luck with the wishing well.
Watson: "A real lady, all for me?! This wishing well is divine."
Lady: "Uh, Hi. Where am I? Who are you?"
Watson: "I am the man of your dreams and the man who is going to take you to prom."
Lady: "Uhm, no.. I'm going home. You are weird."
And then my game ate her and she never seen or heard from again.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Kitters: O.O;;;
It's just Johann, exercising, in his formals. He's more clothed that normal so maybe that is what has Kitters attention.
Johann: "Motherrrr! You are in the middle of my workout!"
Sadie: "I just wanted to watch. Maybe get inspired to workout myself." :(
Johann: "Can't you do that elsewhere??"
Sadie: "I see where I'm not wanted."
Sadie: "IS THIS ANY BETTER? I will just creeper in your general direction from outside. And I'm taking the present I got for you back to the store."
Johann: "Ugh, fine mom. Come back inside! I'm sorry!"
Sadie: "Here's a present for you. I hope you like it."
Johann: "Is this a banana...?"
Sadie: "...maybe."
Watson: "Yeah, I think science is lame too. I mean, explosions and stuff is good, but Mom usually just gets pregnant from science."
Sadie: "That wasn't my choice!"
Watson: "I'm never going to be a scientist. I think I want to either be a teacher or a thief. Or maybe both at the same time."
Sadie: "It isn't science's fault...! Meet me downstairs PRONTO!"
Sadie: "Alright, it's on Watson Farraday. You and me, we're gonna have this out"
Watson: "Mother...."
Sadie: "I'm going to hit you square in the face with this pillow so you better block."
Watson: "You wouldn't dare!"
Sadie: "Hilarious! You didn't block at all."
Watson: "Well, you sure proved me wrong. You better get ready for it."
Watson: "Take this, BOOM!"
Sadie: "OOOOMPH."
And the two proceeded to pillow fight it out until they both were exhausted.
Rhiannon: "So since we're twins and all, I thought we could plot our evil doings together. Naturally, that makes the most sense."
Remy: "Evil doings?? No way no how!"
Remy: "I was thinking about volunteering at the help center, wanna come?"
Rhiannon: "Helping people? For free? And expecting nothing in return? How lame is that, no thanks."
Rhiannon: "I can clearly tell this isn't going to work out. You have fun wasting your time being a goody-goody, I'm going to go make plans to rule the world."
Consigner: "Um, Ma'am, we have a no shirt no shoes policy here... I'm afraid we can't-"
Sadie: "Look, I've had a REAL bad day. Just take and sell this stupid produce of mine, okay??"
Consigner: "Okay.. but please leave."
So she did leave... and walked right into her birthday. What an outstanding way to become an elder, totally disgusting and singed.
Sadie: "I didn't know that sparkles had the power to clean hair. Now that is strange science!"
Watson: "Mommmmmm! I need that well for a little while!"
Sadie: "I'm fishing!"
Watson: "Otherwise I might not only die alone, but I might go to prom alone-- AGAIN!"
Sadie: "Fine! But you are fishing with me later."
This lady he pulled out of the well is Kelsey Fennel. At present, she has yet to disappear.
Watson: "Oh wow, you are super hot. I like your hair. Wanna go to prom?"
Kelsey: "Was that a pickup line?"
Watson: "Only if it worked..."
Kelsey: "It did~" <3
Kelsey: "See you at prom! Don't be late!"
Watson: "Likewise! ...ugh, now I have to go fish with mom.."
Sadie: "I'M WAITING WATSON!"
Sadie: "To be a master fisher you must close your eyes and become one with your fishing pole."
Watson: "Normally I like to fish alone, you know, since I don't like people."
Sadie: "Shhh! You are going to scare the fish away!"
Sadie: "Can I tell you a little tip?"
Watson: "Yeah?"
Sadie: "Helps if you actually cast your line out into the water and not just in the shallow edge..."
Watson: "...oh"
For all of Sadie's lack of apparent desire to do motherhood related things, all of the kids love her. Even evil little Rhi.
Rhiannon: "Mom Mom, I love you! You are my favorite parent that I live with!"
Sadie: "Thanks, dear. You are my favorite daughter that I have."
Johann: "Terrible day at work ... Drink ... such a good idea.."
Percy: "Kid, let me tell you. Back away from the bar if you know what is good for ya. Trust me on this one."
Johann: *sigh* "Okay Grandpa."
Percy: "Smart kid. Also, fabulous outfit by the way."
Johann: "Thanks?"
Watson had determined he was going to get Johann back for all the cruelties he had to face when he was younger.
Watson: "If he catches me he just might kill me. He's crazy, so he just might."
Johann: ".... Watson."
Johann: "Now listen Watson, I'm your older brother. As the older brother, I have a right to make your childhood a living hell. You do not get the same benefits."
Watson: "I don't think .. that's fair."
Johann: "Well tough. As your father-like figure, you will just have to get along and do what I say."
Watson: "I have a father, unlike you, thank you very much. He might be absentee but he exists!"
Watson: "Plus, you are batshit insane. We share the same bedroom, I hear you talk incessantly to yourself. I don't need your lunacy in my life."
Johann: "I-- I can't help it ... that I don't have a dad .."
Watson: "Look man.. I'm sorry. That was cold of me."
Johann: "No.. it's fine, I mean, it is true."
Johann: "Maybe I'll never know who my dad is, and you know what, WHO CARES."
Sadie: "Oh, I know who your 'Dad' is."
Johann: "THIS KID has a dad and look at him, his dad is never around. I don't need one either."
Sadie: "Listen, I said I found out who your 'Dad' is. I narrowed it down at work using the genetic data from one of your hairs. It's a strange story, really."
Johann: "I ONLY NEED MY MOTHER TO BE FINE."
Sadie: "WILL YOU LISTEN. DAMN. You actually have two mothers. They pooled all the DNA samples of everyone who worked at the lab into a random pool and apparently hers was randomly selected."
Watson: "Now that is just weird Mom."
Sadie: "I didn't have a say in the matter dear! But I suppose, I do adore your Aunt Angelia so I guess it makes sense we have a child together."
Johann: "Wha-wha--WHAT? How is that-- How is that even possible??"
Sadie: "Well, it's science! ...and it probably explains a little bit why you are so ... um .. special."
Johann: "Does Auntie know?"
Sadie: "I thought it best to not tell her, so no, she doesn't know. If she did you know she'd want to take responsibility for you."
Johann: "I'm a grown man now! I want to know my Da-- Other Mom."
Watson's tricks were growing more frequent. The poor maid didn't suspect a thing.
Felisha: "OH MY LYLE I DIDN'T BREAK IT!"
Sadie: "I feel that one of my sons needs to be disciplined... Eh, I'll leave it to Johann. He's been extra moody lately."
Felisha: "Brats!"
Johann: "Mom told me to put you in time-out. Now you stay over there and don't move til I tell you to. Understand? You can prank family, but don't mess with cleaning lady."
Watson: "....I loathe you."
Watson: "Screw this, You aren't my Dad OR my Mom. I'm going to bed."
Johann: "I WAS GIVEN THE POWER BY OUR MOTHER, YOU WILL NOT SLEEP."
Watson: "I really, really hate you."
Johann: "If I have to come back here one more time, I will get serious."
Watson ... didn't learn.
Johann: "I've got my formies, now I'm angry. You will not move from this spot. I will glue your bare feet to this floor and I won't care how much skin you lose."
Watson: "You-- you can't be serious??"
Johann: "Try me, kid."
Watson: *gulp* (He's serious...)
Sadie purchased the theater and added a photobooth to the property. She had to test it out.
Rhiannon: "I don't even think I want to know about that picture."
Rhiannon: "But Babbu! I want you to be my evil kitty. Every evil villain needs a familiar!"
Johann decided to heed Percy's advice by not using the bar at home, but venturing out into public to find someone who would mix his drinks for him.
Bartender: "Sir? We like our patrons to ...wear a shirt.. in the bar area."
Johann: "I have on a shirt. See this pretty necklace? It's my shirt."
Bartender: "Ah.. well .. very well."
Bar-goer: "Dude, why are you almost naked? Are you trying to pick up men other something? Stay away from me dude."
Johann: "What did you just say?"
Johann: "Ohhhhhh look at poor little ME! I must be here to pick up men because ONLY GAY MEN WEAR SWIMWEAR. Yep, you heard it here from this fine gentlemen who is well-educated in the ways of the homosexual attire."
Bar-goer: O.O
The twins loved being told bedtime stories. However, they only wanted stories from Watson.
Rhiannon: "Watsy, please tell me a bedtime story? I feel like you are my favorite sibling and I only want you!"
Watson: "I'm so tired.. tomorrow night?"
Rhiannon: "Pretty please??"
Watson: "Ah okay, I can't deny you.. Logic volume 2 again?"
Rhiannon: "How to Steal Even the Kitchen Sink!"
Watson: "...okay!"
The next day, even Remy wanted a story.
Remy: "Tell me a story too tonight!"
Rhiannon: "No, tell me a story!"
Watson: "You both share a room, how about I tell you both a story at the same time?"
Remy and Rhiannon: "NO!"
Watson: "Okay... Rhi, Mom is going to read your story tonight. I'll read to Remy since I read to you last night."
Rhiannon: "But..." :(
Sadie: "I love you little genius children. I bet you didn't know this, but your Dad is also a genius so it definitely runs in the family!"
Rhiannon: "More story, less chat!"
Watson: "Wouldn't it make more sense if you got in bed over here, like normal people?"
Remy: "Naw, I like it this way!"
Watson: "This child is strange."
And I need to delete that bed
The time has finally come for the last two children of generation two to age into teenagers.
Rhiannon: "I hate good people like you Remy."
Remy: "I can't hate, Hating is bad. But evil makes me sad."
Rhiannon: "I wish Remy would grow a spine and do evil with me!"
Remy: "I wish Rhi would see the error in her ways and turn over a new leaf."
Rhiannon: "First one to age wins!"
Rhiannon: "I take that back."
Remy: "I won fair and square, but you don't be good. It's fairly hopeless I think, sadly."
Rhiannon: "Uh yeah, I can rock it."
Remy is now a vegetarian. He is also a good, heavy sleeper, genius.
Rhiannon inherited ambitious, like Sabine. She is an evil, athletic, genius.
Rhiannon: "Dad?? Why are you ringing our doorbell?"
Gray: "..I came to see your mother."
Rhiannon: "She's in the garden. You two still talk?"
Gray: "Ah, I see. I'll wait and yeah, we talk. Alot."
Rhiannon: "Mom said you were a genius too. This makes me indescribably happy. I couldn't handle it if my father was a moron."
Gray: "Well, I may have the book-smarts... but I have little common sense.. especially with women."
Remy: "Hey I heard the doorbell... Dad?? Mom?? What is going on?"
Sadie: "Did you tell them?"
Rhiannon: "Tell us what?"
Sadie: "Well.. long story short-- your father and I have decided to get married! Since neither of us have been married, we figure why not!"
Rhiannon: "What!? Why now?? Why couldn't you have done this years ago back when we were kids?"
Sadie: "Well, first of all, I felt I could raise you all fine on my own. Didn't I do a good job? You all learned all of your skills and all of you are in the tops of your classes. You, quite frankly, didn't need a father figure. PLus, back then your dad was a womanizer. He would have just cheated on me as soon as I got pregnant."
Remy: "Dad wouldn't! Would you dad??"
Gray: "Oh no, I would have, I would."
Rhiannon: "Did you hear? Mom is marrying Dad..."
Watson: "Should I be upset?"
Rhiannon: "Well I am upset."
Watson: "I think Mom should get to be happy. She did her best raising us all. She's not going to be around forever so she might as well find some romantic happiness here in her life while she can, you know."
Rhiannon: "Whatever Wats, I don't want my mother to leave us."
Watson: "Aren't you just a spoiled little Princess? Mom won't leave us or YOU. She's our Mom."
Rhiannon: "Sure, whatever."
Watson: "I want to congratulate you Mom. I'm happy for you, really."
Sadie: "Thank you dear. You were always my favorite second-born son."
Watson was pegged to age up next, finally it was young adult time.
Bartender: "Well kid, you aren't a kid anymore after tonight. You can have anything we serve, what will it be?"
Watson: "Spaghetti please!"
Bartender: "Really?"
Watson: "Yes, really!"
Johann arrived at the pub only to be confronted by his long-time girlfriend, Rosa.
Rosa: "JOHANN FARRADAY. I heard from a VERY reliable source that you have been cheating on me!! How could you?!?!"
Johann: "What are you talking about?? I did no such thing!"
Rosa: "Don't you lie to me! If you just confess, I won't be as mad."
Johann: "I'm not confessing to something that isn't true! I haven't dated anyone but you!"
Rosa: "I've heard about your reputation!"
Johann: "Well if you don't want to believe me when I tell you the TRUTH you can just find a new boyfriend. They call me crazy, but you are the crazy one, B WORD!"
Rosa: "B word?! You can't even say it? Ha, pathetic."
Johann: "I AM NOT PATHETIC YOU STUPID BITCH. THERE, I SAID IT. BITCHY MCBITCHBITCH."
Rosa: "Screw you Johann. Oh wait, no one ever will because you personality is so rotten. Later, jerk."
Johann: "Do you want me to walk you home? Its late at night and not safe."
Rosa: "Absolutely not. I'm more afraid of you than of anyone else out there in this city."
Johann: "I'm mad at you, but I still want you to be safe."
Rosa: "Well thank you, I appreciate it, but I'm fine."
Watson: "Mmm, Kelsey! So glad you could make it."
Cecelia: "WOW CUZ, this sure is awkward."
Gray: "I'm so happy for you son! YAY!"
The cheering girl is Orson and Angelia's GRAND-DAUGHTER. The spares have been busy
Watson: "Hey Rhi, this whole evil thing of yours, I think I wanna join."
Rhiannon: "OHMYLYLE, are you serious?! I always KNEW you were my favorite."
Watson rolled evil.
Rhiannon: "The things we will be able to accomplish with two of us! The world is ours!"
Remy got an invite to hangout from a girl in his class- Mindi Hawthorne. She was an odd girl to say the least.
Mindi: "Hey Remy.. I heard you don't have a date to prom..."
Remy: "...no... I don't..."
Mindi: "I also... don't have a date to prom..."
Remy: "Okay...?"
Mindi: "I will be your girlfriend."
Remy: "Um.. I'm not really sure about.. that..."
Mindi: "Please??? I really like you."
Remy: "Uhhh, well, I'll take you to prom, okay?"
Mindi: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"
Rhiannon could not accept this. Her completely boring brother got a prom date before her. Drastic times call for drastic measures. She went to the well to wish for someone to go to prom with.
? "Hallo friend! My name is Chin-Han Helm! I come from far away! I am very friendly and am happy to see a friendly face!"
Rhiannon: "Oh how disgusting, you friendly people. Oh well, you are fairly cute. If you don't speak we might be a good pair for prom."
Chin-Han: "Prom? What is this prom?"
Rhiannon: "It's a formal dance. You go, dance, take pictures, prank the student body, that stuff."
Chin-Han: "I like dancing! I am very good at macarena. Do you dance it?"
Rhiannon: "Ugh, just met me at the dance on Friday, okay?"
Chin-Han: "Okay! Where can I stay?"
Rhiannon: "Not my problem. I need to go find my brother."
Rhiannon: "Brother."
Watson: "Sister."
Rhiannon: "We must make plans."
Watson: "Evil plans."
Watson: "I was first thinking we should like go egg peoples cars and put toilet paper in their trees."
Rhiannon: "Uh-huh..."
Watson: "Cause that isn't too evil, but it's a good place to start. Then we can start destroying people."
Rhiannon: "Well.. I was actually thinking about going straight to the destroying."
Watson: "Do you have someone in mind?"
Rhiannon: "Yes..."
Watson: "Do I know him or her?"
Rhiannon: "Him, and yes, you know him quite well."
Watson: "Oh? Pray tell."
Rhiannon: "Well, I'll give you a big hint."
Watson: "Yeah??"
Rhiannon: "He's in this room with us right now. But he's not you. And he's doing homework."
Watson: ..
Rhiannon:..
Watson: "I like it."
Remy: "I think I fear for my life."
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Ugh this took forever! I've decided to go ahead and do an heir poll. Choose wisely! I've already rolled for generation 3. Here was what I rolled for Generation 2~~ It was good that Sadie won because I didn't really want to have to break up Orson and Angelia or Dashiell and Lynette, who might I add, all remained married. <3
Generation 2 - Complete
Marital Structure: Single
Number of Children: 4
Primary Income: Science
Generational Goal: Expansionist (New room built in old house, moved to new home)
Misc Fun: Gourmet (Sadie cooked everyone's favorite meals)
Well, you know what time it is!!
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