ONTD Original: The Best Stories Comedians Told on WILTY - The Terrible Date

[t_snake]

DarlingssS, as usual your favourite Snakey is here to make your Wednesdays a little better! The pandemic made dating a lot harder, but it also saved many from crappy dates, so today's WILTY clip is about dating!

I cant make today friday, or help you find a date, but i can make you laugh! How you ask? Press play, babe x

Click to view

See, not being able to go

Comments

[cherhorowitz]

this is another fun date story

[nougatt]

Love Lucy!

[pikapika217]

this is a top tier favorite 'bad date' story:

I mean, yes the conversation about how men will talk about women is too be had but I appreciate that he doesn't clean his own behavior up and looks dumb at the end lol

[laminy]

Asim! I wish he'd been on a better series of Taskmaster; I liked him, but I didn't love that set of personalities together. I know he only had like, two lines, but I was so excited when I saw him in WW84.

I don't date, lol (yay avoidant personality disorder) so while I try to be sympathetic for the people who are like, "damn this pandemic, I haven't gotten laid in a year!" I'm like, can't relate, it's been way longer.

Worst date would probably be the guy who just straight-up didn't talk to me, but hey, a few years later he was convicted of murder so I probably won out there.

[eatmydustbinns]

Whoa give more deets about this date and this convicted murderer! I'm scooting my chair in.

[laminy]

I asked him out (this was a big deal for me, obviously, lol, given my anxiety), and we made plans for that evening, so I was really excited. He came to pick me up, didn't say where we were going or what we were doing. So then we drove back to the part of town where he lived, that had a reservoir for swimming. I did not know we were going swimming, I did not bring a swimsuit. When we got there, his roommates and their girlfriends were there. Obviously becoming clear to me that this wasn't a real date, it was just a group thing. He didn't care that I had nothing to swim in, and nobody else did either. They all got in the water, hanging out, swimming around. I heard one of his friends ask who I was and why I was there, and he just kind of shrugged. So then afterward, when they were all done swimming and having fun and making me look like an idiot just sitting on the sand (and this was awhile ago, before I had a smartphone so how much fun do you think I had), we went back to their apartment, and all the girls just sat around talking, and

[eatmydustbinns]

That ending wow. I whispered "fuuuuck" as I read the last part. To me, your bad date ended up being the best case scenario for you. That's super weird that he agreed to the date and then turned it into an awkward group hangout yet didn't talk to you all night.

[wistfulwisp]

Didn't someone leave a comment about going on 3 dates with someone? It was the first comment I thought. I was going to reply but now I don't see it. I'm sleepy, did I dream it? Haha.

[eatmydustbinns]

Lol at his story of punching himself in the face yet being worried that she would think he might be pooping in the bathroom. I've definitely eaten too falafel and had to go fart in the bathroom on a first date.

I'm lucky and haven't had many bad dates, but the first one that comes to mind was meeting a guy for coffee, and he asked me where I was "really from." I said I was born here in the US, but my parents are from Taiwan. He laughed and asked if we even have electricity there. I finished my tea and then told him I had to go make a casserole for a potluck, bye.

[wistfulwisp]

Wow. Racist and dumb as shit. Sorry that you had to drink your tea in his company.

[eatmydustbinns]

Yeah he was so dumb and later messaged me saying he had fun and wanted to hang out again. I politely said we did not have chemistry and no thank you. Then he blocked me on Bumble! So salty.