((OOC: This little misadventure is mod-approved.  I also have permission from Seychelles-mun to speak for her character in the original post.  SO LET'S GET THIS STUPIDITY ROLLING, SHALL WE.))

HEY CITIZENS OF PARTRIDGE DRIVE, SURE HOPE YOU LIKED HAVING RUNNING WATER!

[But how did this happen?  Let's rewind things to the beginning of this little ( Read more... )