She doesn't hate me. Wow. Here I was thinking she'd run off with this rich, successful older guy. She should have. She probably would have been a lot better off than sticking around here with me. My idea of a good date is a sports bar with cheap pitchers. Not that it'd be a real date with us, but yeah ( Read more... )

Let's see, what's been special in my life lately...

I spent the entire day of the 4th on patrol. Took a couple drunks who thought flashing the neighborhood was patriotic down to the tank, gave out a couple citations for teenagers terrorizing a squirrel with fireworks and had to keep dealing with this old broad who kept harassin' us on the street and ( Read more... )

I'm not much of a gambling man, but Pinciotti bet me $20 the Yankees would sweep the Indians. I gave him 4-1 odds the Yankees would lose and the Sox would sweep the Angels. I am now $80 richer and have a bit more respect in the stationhouse. I mean I'm still new meat, but it's not as bad. Pinciotti hates me more than before, which I wasn't sure was ( Read more... )