My faith has been restored in America.

That's all there is to say right now.

Yes, that's right: I have a job ( Read more... )

I'm going back to the bar. Yep, I'm a bouncer again ( Read more... )

It was six years ago today that Rach and I got married--not so much because we cared about the act of being married, but to keep a dog we didn't keep, and to get an apartment we didn't get ( Read more... )

Rach already went into more detail here, but I figured I should say something about it as well:

WE HAVE A NEW CAR! AND I FIT COMFORTABLY IN IT!!!

I am really shocked by the amount of leg room and head room I have in it, because the Yaris looks like a very small car from the outside. Do you remember that scene in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 ( Read more... )

Being able to go to the bar, hang out with people I like (and who like me), and get pretty damn wasted for under $20.

Good times.

Now I just wish I could get stoned.

Fake IDs. As in, I turned a few college kids away last night that had them. If you're going to go to any bouncer in B-more with a fake Michigan ID, make sure it's not the one that's actually from the state ( Read more... )

It's been fun and all, but you see, I just picked up my copy of Madden 2007, so I'm going to be a hermit for the next couple of days ( Read more... )

Why yes! Yes it is. And what, you may ask, makes this such a kick-ass day? Well, I'll be happy to tell you:

( I've got a 360! )

Thanks to my dad, I'm a bit of a University of Texas fan, and I have only one thing to say:

HOOK 'EM, HORNS!!!

It's about time someone beat USC, and by the gods what a way to do it!