Men In Back
Here's another short fic for the fillathon. It's for this prompt which basically asks for Linkara/Spoony/Cinema Snob sexy shenanigans.
It's rated M for mature and includes different kinks, like bondage, costumes, spanking, double penetration, and rimming.
*blush* I have nothing else to say other than I hope someone enjoys this.
Layin’ Down the Law
Linkara’s eyes scanned over the ridiculously large list he held in his hands.
“Maybe we should take this slowly and start with one of the less intense titles-”
“Shut your mouth, scum bag.”
Linkara grunted as Spoony shoved him down onto the bed and handcuffed his wrists to the headboard. Spoony smirked at his struggle to escape before turning to Snob.
“Help me strip him. It’s almost time for the full body search.”
“Yes sir, Sheriff,” Snob agreed, unzipping Linkara’s jeans with glee.
“Ohhh jeez… I-I better get to pick the next one-ahh!”
Sexcalibur
Linkara adjusted his crown and stared down at Snob with a steely expression. “To prove myself as the true and rightful king, I will now plunge my sword into this majestic, though pasty sheath.”
“That’s rich, considering you have the whitest ass I’ve ever seen,” Snob grumbled. “You know, you look ridiculous in that thing. Where did you even get a crown-oh fuck!”
“Silence, sheath.”
The Bimbo
Spoony looked at the blonde wig and pouted. “Why do I have to be the bimbo?”
Snob hugged him close and slid his tongue along his earlobe. “Because you have the cutest fucking valley girl accent I’ve ever heard,” he purred. “Like totally, for sure.”
“… give me the fucking wig.”
The British Are Coming
“Nnngh… m-maybe we should call F-film Brain to join us for this one?” Linkara joked.
Snob unwrapped his lips from Linkara’s cock long enough to scowl at him. “I’m really not in the mood to be reminded of that know-it-all pip squeak, thank you very much.”
“Besides, we don’t need a real Brit,” Spoony chimed in, raising his head from Snob’s cock as well, “since I am amazing with accents. Ain’t that bloody right, mate?”
Snob and Linkara both stared at him blankly before Snob guided Spoony’s head back to his cock.
“This is the only lip-flapping you need to be doing right now, Spoony.”
“Once again my talent is unappreciated,” Spoony mumbled before resuming suction.
Double Penetration 2
“Double your pleasure, double your fun-”
“Damn it, Linkara! Stop singing!”
“Gee Snob, you certainly have a stick up your ass,” Spoony chuckled. “Or should I say: a dick up your ass! Or should I say: two dicks up your ass!”
“I am going to murder both of you later!”
Totally Anal
Spoony writhed and whimpered almost pathetically as Linkara’s tongue thrust into and out of his tender entrance. “Mmm… oh… fuck… y-you know, this title… k-kind of makes me think… of 90s Kid…”
At once, the tongue action stopped. “Why? Why would you remind me of him right now?”
“…sorry.”
Blow For Blow
“Ow! Shit! Fuck! Wasn’t this-ow!-movie about-damn it!-blow jobs-motherfucker!”
Snob grinned evilly as he continued to bring his hand down atop Spoony’s tender ass. “Oh, you’ll get that in good time. But first… hand me my belt, Linkara.”
Quickies
Spoony smirked. “Hey Snob, we found one right up your alley.”
“Oh, your ass wasn’t red enough already? Get over here and bend over!”
“… yes sir.”
Starbangers
“Captain’s Log.”
Linkara was standing beside the bed wearing only the top half of his Starfleet uniform and holding a recorder.
“Day 1. I have encountered a strange, but very sexy race of alien men. I must learn more about them, so I am beginning my examination now.”
“Seriously, where the fuck did you get all those costumes?” Snob grumbled before his eyes rolled back into his head as ten very inquisitive fingers began to explore his nipples.
Titillation 2: The More Than Equal Sequel
Snob closed his eyes and thought for a moment. “You know, I don’t think John T. Bone directed the first Titillation movie-what the fuck ahahahaha s-stop you fucking ahahahaha!”
Spoony’s grin was cruel as he dug his fingers into Snob’s very ticklish ribs and sides. “At last, vengeance is mine! How do you like being the one who begs for mercy?”
“Hehehehehehe I fucking hate you ahahahaha and I hahahahate this!”
“Oh really? Is that why this is the fastest I’ve ever seen you get hard, Snob?”
“Shut upahahahaha!”
All I Want For Christmas is a Gang Bang
Spoony finished wrapping the velvet ribbon around Linkara’s cock before leaning back to admire his work.
“Ain’t that the cutest package you’ve ever seen?”
Linkara blushed and squirmed a bit, having been bound to the bed once again. “S-shut up and get to the good part, Spoony.”
“That’s Mr. Claus to you,” Spoony chided before he lifted a candy cane to his lips and suckled it seductively for several moments. “Now, spread those chubby cheeks wide so I can start stuffing your stocking.”
Can’t You Just Fuck Me & Go Home?
“Well… part one’s done,” Linkara panted, his thoroughly exhausted body tightly curled around Snob’s while Spoony hugged him from behind. “But as for part two… I think I’d rather spend the night here.”
“Ditto,” Spoony murmured as he nuzzled the back of Linkara’s neck.
“Fine, you can stay,” Snob relented, trying not to sound as happy as he felt about this decision, “but you’re on your own for breakfast tomorrow morning.”
It's rated M for mature and includes different kinks, like bondage, costumes, spanking, double penetration, and rimming.
*blush* I have nothing else to say other than I hope someone enjoys this.
Layin’ Down the Law
Linkara’s eyes scanned over the ridiculously large list he held in his hands.
“Maybe we should take this slowly and start with one of the less intense titles-”
“Shut your mouth, scum bag.”
Linkara grunted as Spoony shoved him down onto the bed and handcuffed his wrists to the headboard. Spoony smirked at his struggle to escape before turning to Snob.
“Help me strip him. It’s almost time for the full body search.”
“Yes sir, Sheriff,” Snob agreed, unzipping Linkara’s jeans with glee.
“Ohhh jeez… I-I better get to pick the next one-ahh!”
Sexcalibur
Linkara adjusted his crown and stared down at Snob with a steely expression. “To prove myself as the true and rightful king, I will now plunge my sword into this majestic, though pasty sheath.”
“That’s rich, considering you have the whitest ass I’ve ever seen,” Snob grumbled. “You know, you look ridiculous in that thing. Where did you even get a crown-oh fuck!”
“Silence, sheath.”
The Bimbo
Spoony looked at the blonde wig and pouted. “Why do I have to be the bimbo?”
Snob hugged him close and slid his tongue along his earlobe. “Because you have the cutest fucking valley girl accent I’ve ever heard,” he purred. “Like totally, for sure.”
“… give me the fucking wig.”
The British Are Coming
“Nnngh… m-maybe we should call F-film Brain to join us for this one?” Linkara joked.
Snob unwrapped his lips from Linkara’s cock long enough to scowl at him. “I’m really not in the mood to be reminded of that know-it-all pip squeak, thank you very much.”
“Besides, we don’t need a real Brit,” Spoony chimed in, raising his head from Snob’s cock as well, “since I am amazing with accents. Ain’t that bloody right, mate?”
Snob and Linkara both stared at him blankly before Snob guided Spoony’s head back to his cock.
“This is the only lip-flapping you need to be doing right now, Spoony.”
“Once again my talent is unappreciated,” Spoony mumbled before resuming suction.
Double Penetration 2
“Double your pleasure, double your fun-”
“Damn it, Linkara! Stop singing!”
“Gee Snob, you certainly have a stick up your ass,” Spoony chuckled. “Or should I say: a dick up your ass! Or should I say: two dicks up your ass!”
“I am going to murder both of you later!”
Totally Anal
Spoony writhed and whimpered almost pathetically as Linkara’s tongue thrust into and out of his tender entrance. “Mmm… oh… fuck… y-you know, this title… k-kind of makes me think… of 90s Kid…”
At once, the tongue action stopped. “Why? Why would you remind me of him right now?”
“…sorry.”
Blow For Blow
“Ow! Shit! Fuck! Wasn’t this-ow!-movie about-damn it!-blow jobs-motherfucker!”
Snob grinned evilly as he continued to bring his hand down atop Spoony’s tender ass. “Oh, you’ll get that in good time. But first… hand me my belt, Linkara.”
Quickies
Spoony smirked. “Hey Snob, we found one right up your alley.”
“Oh, your ass wasn’t red enough already? Get over here and bend over!”
“… yes sir.”
Starbangers
“Captain’s Log.”
Linkara was standing beside the bed wearing only the top half of his Starfleet uniform and holding a recorder.
“Day 1. I have encountered a strange, but very sexy race of alien men. I must learn more about them, so I am beginning my examination now.”
“Seriously, where the fuck did you get all those costumes?” Snob grumbled before his eyes rolled back into his head as ten very inquisitive fingers began to explore his nipples.
Titillation 2: The More Than Equal Sequel
Snob closed his eyes and thought for a moment. “You know, I don’t think John T. Bone directed the first Titillation movie-what the fuck ahahahaha s-stop you fucking ahahahaha!”
Spoony’s grin was cruel as he dug his fingers into Snob’s very ticklish ribs and sides. “At last, vengeance is mine! How do you like being the one who begs for mercy?”
“Hehehehehehe I fucking hate you ahahahaha and I hahahahate this!”
“Oh really? Is that why this is the fastest I’ve ever seen you get hard, Snob?”
“Shut upahahahaha!”
All I Want For Christmas is a Gang Bang
Spoony finished wrapping the velvet ribbon around Linkara’s cock before leaning back to admire his work.
“Ain’t that the cutest package you’ve ever seen?”
Linkara blushed and squirmed a bit, having been bound to the bed once again. “S-shut up and get to the good part, Spoony.”
“That’s Mr. Claus to you,” Spoony chided before he lifted a candy cane to his lips and suckled it seductively for several moments. “Now, spread those chubby cheeks wide so I can start stuffing your stocking.”
Can’t You Just Fuck Me & Go Home?
“Well… part one’s done,” Linkara panted, his thoroughly exhausted body tightly curled around Snob’s while Spoony hugged him from behind. “But as for part two… I think I’d rather spend the night here.”
“Ditto,” Spoony murmured as he nuzzled the back of Linkara’s neck.
“Fine, you can stay,” Snob relented, trying not to sound as happy as he felt about this decision, “but you’re on your own for breakfast tomorrow morning.”