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I've found someone like this in my life. It's the JK I wrote about in the last one. But he's so fucking far outta my league.
Either way, a bunch of us girls were sitting in my room and none of us could get signals on our phones so one girl (CdS) pulled open my curtains, and this is what she said:
"Maybe I'll get sig--OH MY GOD THERE'S A NAKED GUY IN YOUR WINDOW!"
The speed with which we dropped our stuff to rush to the window was comical, and would have won us olympic sprints. Ah, motivation.
We perved on him for fifteen minutes, btw. It was very enjoyable.
I was on my way to the law freshers dinner yesterday night (it is now three in the morning) and I was dressed nicely and all, and JK and SC walked past me, and SC asked where I was going, and just when I opened my mouth to reply, JK did a 'Whoa' and grinned at me. I'm dark skinned and I think I blushed and didn't stop smiling through dinner.
When I got home, I heard a girl I know had gone into his room 2 hours prior, and they hadn't heard a peep out of them, not for lack of trying. I'm in the room beside him, and all I can say is that watching a porno would be the better of the two possibilites here. *le sigh*.
I also tried my first cocktail today. It was free, else I wouldn't have. It is, after all, my parent's money. I asked the bartender for the mildest drink he had (I've never had alcohol before), and he said, "Would you like sex on the beach?"
*flaps*
Also, I have my first ever law essay due in three weeks, with not a fucking clue how to do it. Yay me.