'World Orgasm Day' orgy for peace canceled due to threats.

The headline really says it all. I want to thank Mark for noticing the article. As he says, "If you can't make a success of Global Orgasm Day I think you really need to question your skills and commitment ( Read more... )

On Wednesday, Wired’s Ryan Singel reported the FBI’s National Security Branch Analysis Center (NSAC), a datamining center, has collected 1.5 billion records on citizens and noncitizens alike for use in domestic criminal investigations ( Read more... )

“Find the Best Deals: Compare Prices on Marxism and More.”

Irony: The gift that keeps on giving.

The Problem With Electronic Voting

I may be a few years behind the news on this one, but the Garfield randomizer is pure gold!

(Don't click unless you have at least a half hour free.)

Also, click here for genius.

These two sites show better than any essay why our copyright laws are hopelessly outdated.

My Bacos tell me to "Refrigerate - for added freshness and convenience." Freshness, okay. I sure wouldn't want those crispy bits of soy to go stale. That is, if it were physically possible for them to do, with all that salt and the added preservatives. But convenience ( Read more... )

Tonight I was innocently minding my own business, downloading mp3s from a google string search, when I discovered that the pale, effete "tuff" 80's flash-in-the-pan hair band, White Lion not only had more than just the one song, but they had *FOUR* whole separate albums ( Read more... )

Lyrics by A. Price, H. Perry, & O. BellettoDarling, when I look at you ( Read more... )