I think I need a bigger fridge

Dec 04, 2007 23:33

My Bacos tell me to "Refrigerate - for added freshness and convenience." Freshness, okay. I sure wouldn't want those crispy bits of soy to go stale. That is, if it were physically possible for them to do, with all that salt and the added preservatives. But convenience?

Can anyone help me out on this one? I've been trying to imagine how much more convenient it would be for me when I reach for the milk (Soymilk. You see, they go together!), to have Bacos right there. You know, just in case. Or maybe when I want fresh eggs. Or pickles. Mozzarella? Hm. I could try Bacos with my baby carrots, but I'd have to kind of hammer them in.

I know the lettuce is in the crisper, and some of my salad condiments too, but then some of the other condiments are in the cupboard. And then there's the salad bowl. Maybe what I ought to do is *move* the canned olives and kidney beans into the fridge. For convenience. I guess I should also keep the salad bowl in there too. And the forks. And napkins. I should probably add the saran wrap, just in case I don't finish. Heck, I guess I'll just eat the salad while I'm in there.

Now we're talking! That *is* convenient!

If only there were a combo refrigerator/dishwasher.

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