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So today in my CJ class my professor was talking about the recent Darwin adwards. My favorite was this: (nobody dies btw, but its still good)
A bus driver was transporting 20 mental patients when he stopped to have a few drinks (and a BLT). When he gets back to the bus, the crazies are gone. So he goes to the nearest bus station and offers 20 people a free ride. When he drops them off he tells the workers at the assylum that the 'patients' are "highly excitable, and prone to bouts of fanatiscm." It took 3 days to realize the mistake.
HAHA
now this begs the question (esp after having watched 12 Monkies last night)
How would you go about convincing a worker at the nuthouse that you're the victim of some vast misunderstanding, and you're really not insane?
"No seriously, This guy said he'd give me a free ride on a bus. I don't belong here, I'm not crazy, I swear!"
"Sure you're not, here take these nice pills."
A bus driver was transporting 20 mental patients when he stopped to have a few drinks (and a BLT). When he gets back to the bus, the crazies are gone. So he goes to the nearest bus station and offers 20 people a free ride. When he drops them off he tells the workers at the assylum that the 'patients' are "highly excitable, and prone to bouts of fanatiscm." It took 3 days to realize the mistake.
HAHA
now this begs the question (esp after having watched 12 Monkies last night)
How would you go about convincing a worker at the nuthouse that you're the victim of some vast misunderstanding, and you're really not insane?
"No seriously, This guy said he'd give me a free ride on a bus. I don't belong here, I'm not crazy, I swear!"
"Sure you're not, here take these nice pills."