Go Fork Yourself!
If this isn't absolute scientific empirical evidence, i don't know what is.
So today --> myself, my friend DJ, and his friend Steven were sharing a tupperware of pasta with pesto (college style - 1 bowl between the 3 of us) and there only exsisted two (2) forks. "No problem" i said confidently, as I fetched a pair of chopsticks from my room.
They laughed. I dug in.
Long story short, they each dropped pasta on the floor a total of 3 times, each. (Note: the 5 second rule here was disregarded considering the conditions of pesto and carpet.)
I, however, did not drop any pasta at all AND was able to eat the most. (again, college rules apply, the faster you can get it in your mouth, the more you eat.)
"Who eats with Chopsticks?" they mocked
HA!
Second story:
Being poor, I purchased some wonderfully nutritious Raman Noodles for $.49 US Dollars. "So what?" you say. Well, due to the affforementioned Pesto incident, I was left Chopstickless. I was forced to consume my egg noodles and sodiumy discharge with a FORK! DAMN!
moral of the story --> Ramen sucks with a fork, chopsticks make it taste so much better.
So today --> myself, my friend DJ, and his friend Steven were sharing a tupperware of pasta with pesto (college style - 1 bowl between the 3 of us) and there only exsisted two (2) forks. "No problem" i said confidently, as I fetched a pair of chopsticks from my room.
They laughed. I dug in.
Long story short, they each dropped pasta on the floor a total of 3 times, each. (Note: the 5 second rule here was disregarded considering the conditions of pesto and carpet.)
I, however, did not drop any pasta at all AND was able to eat the most. (again, college rules apply, the faster you can get it in your mouth, the more you eat.)
"Who eats with Chopsticks?" they mocked
HA!
Second story:
Being poor, I purchased some wonderfully nutritious Raman Noodles for $.49 US Dollars. "So what?" you say. Well, due to the affforementioned Pesto incident, I was left Chopstickless. I was forced to consume my egg noodles and sodiumy discharge with a FORK! DAMN!
moral of the story --> Ramen sucks with a fork, chopsticks make it taste so much better.