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...*ahem*

OH Candy cane, candy cane
How much I love thee
Your beautiful alternating red and white stripes
Of pure peppermint deliciousness
Your gently hooked structure,
Perfect for hanging off of tree branches
Or for pretending thou art a cane.
Your best use yet,
Aside from funnily hanging off my tongue,
Or flooding my mouth with that cool sweet taste,
Is to be shoved up people's arses!

*bows*