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[nyxt]

...*ahem*

OH Candy cane, candy cane
How much I love thee
Your beautiful alternating red and white stripes
Of pure peppermint deliciousness
Your gently hooked structure,
Perfect for hanging off of tree branches
Or for pretending thou art a cane.
Your best use yet,
Aside from funnily hanging off my tongue,
Or flooding my mouth with that cool sweet taste,
Is to

Comments

[anonymous]

Wonder if it will have a refreshing feeling in the butt if shoved up there. Rather... not shove since that sounds so violent. Placed? And I noticed the candy canes on your desk. They are not the hundreds and hundreds of tiny ones that you tried to endlessly give to me in an effort to wheedle down their numbers to a manageable lot. You learned from last year and bought decent sized candy canes.

[nyxt]

I didn't buy those last year - Tom shoved them on me because no one actually liked them save for me. He wouldn't take it back so... The ones on my desk are the ones I bought on my own.

[wintaerland]

candy canes already?

STOP MAKING ME WANT CHRISTMAS!!!

(especially with talk of shov-- er... placing candy canes up certain people's body cavities)

[nyxt]

:P Me good