So you know how I said the other chapters aren't work-safe? Yeah, well, this one really isn't.

Chapter 6 and OKGO.

( He gave up too so please stop this foolness. )

If I see any more people saying "Tell me where in the Constitution it says 'separation of church and state' (hint: it doesn't)'" as a way or saying that religious beliefs should be a viable argument against things like gay marriage or whatever, I am going to go insane and start poking people between the eyeballs with my dressmaking shears.

You ( Read more... )

This will never stop being funny. It's like living in a land of lulz.

ffffff chapter 5

( The longer you stare, the funnier it gets. )

Today was cleaning day as usual. AND LONG WEEKEND! Glorious. Also went to see The Lightning Thief with Liz after school yesterday. It was okay, not what I expected though.

And a certain awesome person I talk about a lot is in need of lulz, so here we go! with Lionheart! ( Chapter 4!!!!!!!!)

( When all plans fail, be ready for disasters. )

LULZ. ( And chapter 3!)

( This time, he's not gonna miss. )

GUYS. AHAHAHA. THIS BOOK. OMG. THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW BAD IT IS. (Although I prefer it to Twilight only because I can laugh at it more.)

Here's the one from last time if you missed it. :-D

( WTF MAN? )

Holy crap ahahaha I'm such a spaz right now. Here have a meme. In fact, do it as often as you want. Whatever.

Name one of the characters I've RPed and I'll fill this out for them.

o1. Full name
o2. Best friend
o3. Sexuality
o4. Favorite color
o5. Relationship status
o6. Ideal mate
o7. Turn-ons
o8. Last sexual experience
o9. Favorite food
1o. Crushes ( Read more... )

Okay, now that I'm done reading The Joy Luck Club for English, it's back to the Hell-Filled-With-Sex-And-Manly-Men, otherwise known as Lionheart. WHEEEE.

And if you didn't catch it laaaassst time, here's chapter 1.

( FFFFFFFUUUUUU )

I was sorting through my old books, which were largely Baby-sitter's Club books, to donate to the library when I found a book I didn't realize I had: Lionheart by Connie Mason. It was a historical romance.

Why do I have this book? I don't know. I think I may have picked it up at a garage sale years ago. I never read it, however.

Well, you know ( Read more... )

FREAK. FREAK. FREEEEEAAAAAAK.

Anyways, hello, and today I bring you my Requisite Year's End Journal Thing. But first, I'ma summarize some recent things (I have a can of Coca-Cola and a donut, so I am ABSOLUTELY NUTS right now, lol.)

Christmas
Threw up twice Christmas morning. Got a really awesome pea coat. Accidentally took Tylenol PM at Mom's and ( Read more... )