My friend sent me a terrible form letter some guy sent to her on Match.  It was as follows:

Subject: You are closer than you think ( Read more... )

So, for those of you who remember the previous adventure (which I will link later), my poor friend has met another loser on Match. This time, he violated the No Mike rule which I try to get her to enforce, but she rather fairly gave him a shot anyway because he wasn't an Aries ( Read more... )

Upon checking my rarely checked Hotmail account for other, funnier reasons, I saw that hey... I have a lot of eHarmony matches! Excellent! So why not share the highlights with you?

( Click for your special match! *fake Dr. Neil Clark Warren laugh* )

Perhaps I shouldn't have checked eHarmony the other day because now I got two matches in my mail. I'm being merciful and closing these connections so they don't hang on, thinking I'm interested or anything. Something in one of the profiles struck me funny though:

The last book Karl read and enjoyed:

• Conversations with God. It's about a ( Read more... )