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[numbuh_one]

[So, when he first woke up, Nigel got the hell out of the house and didn't intro properly make himself known to those outside of his team. However, now that it's good old Mommy's Day again, 'Mrs. Vette' went out and found him, told him to come home - which he did, to his complete dismay.

Residents of 5718 Cunningham Lane, your prodigal son has

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[weaponsparked]

[Not!Son, this would be your Not!Father, incredibly amused. Because his drone of a wife has yet to say that name before.]

Um. Ah. You must be new.

[numbuh_one]

[!

Not!Son is facing Not!Dad defiantly >B(]

Are you behind this as well?! Where is the mind control device?!

[weaponsparked]

[Sideswipe just... folds his arms, and raises an eyebrow.]

Are you serious? Really? ... and what happened to your hair? Don't humans have hair?

[numbuh_one]

Yes, humans have hair. It's a long story, which I am not about to tell YOU about!

Now stop playing dumb. I know you and that woman are partners! You won't get away with this, not for long!

[weaponsparked]

All right, fine, whatever.

[He sort of looks like he's gagging.]

Partners? With her? That's utterly disgusting, what's the matter with you? Who... are you?

[numbuh_one]

Don't try to trick me, you adult! I am Numbuh One, of the Kids Next Door, and I've kicked eviller butts than yours.

[weaponsparked]

. . .

I've never heard of you in my entire life. And, to be perfectly honest, I'm just as stuck here as you are.

And I'm not evil, thank you. I'm Autobot.

[numbuh_one]

You're stuck? Prove it!

... And what do you mean you're an Autobot? What is that, some kind of code name?

[weaponsparked]

How?

... Autonomous robotic organism from the planet Cybertron. Turned human by this damned town.

[numbuh_one]

If you can't prove it how am I supposed to believe you? Hmm?

... You're actually a robot?

[weaponsparked]

If I could leave this place, we wouldn't be having this conversation, I assure you.

... Yes. About twenty feet taller, made of metal.

[numbuh_one]

I'm supposed to believe that?

[weaponsparked]

You were just abducted to a strange town in your sleep, kissed by a drone, surrounded by photos claiming you've lived here all your life... and that's what you don't believe?

[numbuh_one]

I've had similar experiences to everything you've listed, but someone pretending to be a robot is a new one, yes.

And I know, cause I've fought lots of robots.

[weaponsparked]

I've absolutely no reason to lie to some strange, bald child. It's not a pretense.

... Why would I want to fight a human?

[numbuh_one]

All of the ones I've fought are programmed to be death machines, or being piloted by the Delightful Children from Down the Lane.