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[numbuh_one]

[So, when he first woke up, Nigel got the hell out of the house and didn't intro properly make himself known to those outside of his team. However, now that it's good old Mommy's Day again, 'Mrs. Vette' went out and found him, told him to come home - which he did, to his complete dismay.

Residents of 5718 Cunningham Lane, your prodigal son has

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[noneed_2worry]

Kids Next Door? Mind control? What are you talking about...?

[numbuh_one]

What does it sound like I'm talking about? This woman forced me to go home with her! I'm warning my team, cause it could happen to anyone.

[noneed_2worry]

What's Kids Next Door?

[numbuh_one]

The Kids Next Door are a global operation dedicated to protecting kids from tyranny. We're all highly trained super agents.

[keythatconnect]

A-Are you okay!?

[numbuh_one]

Ugggh, kisses.

[keythatconnect]

...I kinda get how you feel.

[numbuh_one]

- Wait a minute, you're not in my Sector. Did this call go out to everyone?

[toughestknd]

No way!

I knew they were up to no good! Are you okay, Numbuh 1?!

[numbuh_one]

[He's making those angry spitty noises. Ptoo, ptoo! Eeeww fake mommy kisses]

I-I'm not sure. Hopefully that was the last of it- This is completely despicable! Whenever I run for the windows or the door, my legs turn themselves around.

[toughestknd]

I know I don't wanna sit around here and kiss THIS woman! What should we do?

[numbuh_one]

The mind control device must be somewhere in this town. I can't leave, so you're going to have to find it and destroy it. And make sure you aren't spotted by any adults!

[nirvananation]

There is nothing wrong with giving your mother a kiss, ana.

[numbuh_one]

That woman is not my mother!

Is....is numbuh one wearing a bra in that icon?

[nirvananation]

[Oh. Oh right the fake family thing.]

Then why is she demanding a kiss?

Yes.

[numbuh_one]

I don't know, maybe she's crazy and diabolical.

Eeugh.

[weaponsparked]

[Not!Son, this would be your Not!Father, incredibly amused. Because his drone of a wife has yet to say that name before.]

Um. Ah. You must be new.

[numbuh_one]

[!

Not!Son is facing Not!Dad defiantly >B(]

Are you behind this as well?! Where is the mind control device?!

[weaponsparked]

[Sideswipe just... folds his arms, and raises an eyebrow.]

Are you serious? Really? ... and what happened to your hair? Don't humans have hair?

[numbuh_one]

Yes, humans have hair. It's a long story, which I am not about to tell YOU about!

Now stop playing dumb. I know you and that woman are partners! You won't get away with this, not for long!