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May 15, 2010 22:17

[So, when he first woke up, Nigel got the hell out of the house and didn't intro properly make himself known to those outside of his team. However, now that it's good old Mommy's Day again, 'Mrs. Vette' went out and found him, told him to come home - which he did, to his complete dismay.

Residents of 5718 Cunningham Lane, your prodigal son has returned. And he is not happy, not happy at all. But he does have the phone now. He THINKS he's only calling his team.]

Be careful, Kids Next Door - the adults in this town have some sort of mind control that they are willing to use against us. I am currently trapped in my so-called place of residence, 5718 Cunningham Lane - and she expects me to spend mother's day with her! I think I'll be fine, but you must all exercise extreme caution--

"Oh little Nigel! Get off the phone and give your mommy a kiss on the cheek! "

What!? You're not -! I w-w-w-w-w-w-w

Y-YES moMMY I will KISS youuuu....!!!

[his legs. they are moving on their own as the phone drops and his voice becomes distant. A loud, squeaky smooch.]

....NNNOOOOOOO! 
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