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You just can't make stuff like this up. This is a warning on a pair of HOCKEY GLOVES that I just bought:
This personal protective equipment (PPE) affords no protection from back, neck or spinal injury. Severe head, brain, neck or spinal injuries, including paralysis or death may occur despite using this PPE.
This personal protective equipment (PPE) affords no protection from back, neck or spinal injury. Severe head, brain, neck or spinal injuries, including paralysis or death may occur despite using this PPE.