Cyclops vs. Clarence
Here we find Clarence, our permanently vacationing hero in tube socks, soaking up the sun on that weird thing next to the oven.
"What a lovely day to lie around in my plastic hammock. Not that I ever do anything else."
"I'm Scott Summers and I'm a dick. I will conquer this foreign land of filthy stovetops and dirty laundry, with or without my fellow Xmen! The world is mine! Or at least this spacious attic apartment in Olneyville."
"What's this? Some cocksucker has the best seat in the house, and it isn't me! Action must be taken! Relinquish the hammock asshole!"
"LOL no"
"Then I'll use my mutant powers to remove you from the hammock that is rightfully mine, because I'm awesome! I fucking light up! Look! Are you looking?"
"Bitch, please."
"Come ooooon! I wanna play in the hammock!"
"..."
"Uuuuuh dude it's getting kind of hot in here?"
"No shit. Someone get me a shandy."
"What a lovely day to lie around in my plastic hammock. Not that I ever do anything else."
"I'm Scott Summers and I'm a dick. I will conquer this foreign land of filthy stovetops and dirty laundry, with or without my fellow Xmen! The world is mine! Or at least this spacious attic apartment in Olneyville."
"What's this? Some cocksucker has the best seat in the house, and it isn't me! Action must be taken! Relinquish the hammock asshole!"
"LOL no"
"Then I'll use my mutant powers to remove you from the hammock that is rightfully mine, because I'm awesome! I fucking light up! Look! Are you looking?"
"Bitch, please."
"Come ooooon! I wanna play in the hammock!"
"..."
"Uuuuuh dude it's getting kind of hot in here?"
"No shit. Someone get me a shandy."